Xu Xingluo died suddenly after staying up for three days playing a zombie game. After his death, he traveled to the end of the world and became a cannon fodder zombie.
As soon as he came over, a gun was pointed directly at his head, and he was in danger of being shot in the head at any time. At the critical moment, he hurriedly begged for mercy and proved with his actions that he was a zombie with only intelligence.
After confirming that he did not have the zombie virus, Xu Xingluo finally stayed in this place and became a guinea pig for the doctors. From time to time, his blood was extracted for genetic research.
On this day, when he saw the man walking by, he couldn't hold it back for a moment and stepped forward to take a bite.
Seeing the man's cold eyes lowered, he could only sneer and say: "Sorry, my mouth always itch when I see people."
The next day, he received a fair-skinned and beautiful inflatable doll. It also comes with a note: "Bite this if your mouth is itchy!"
Xu Xingluo was only shocked for a second and then accepted it happily, as long as he could grind his teeth.
But soon, his inflatable doll was taken away by the man.
The man also avoided his doubtful gaze and said in a slightly guilty tone: "Bite me from now on!"
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Small theater:
Xu Xingluo has been very upset recently because Captain Pei is always pestered by a woman, which makes him unable to grind his teeth.
Unable to bear it anymore, he planned to discuss with the woman and spare some time to grind his teeth.
But the woman refused and called him ugly and not a human being. It's just an ugly zombie with withered and yellow hair, as thin as a ghost.
Xu Xingluo became autistic and found a place to hide.
Pei Han was anxious to find someone, and finally found him. He wanted to get angry, but he saw the little guy huddled in a ball, looking pitiful and couldn't bear it. I had to lower my voice and ask him softly: "Why are you hiding?"
Xu Xingluo hugged herself and answered sadly: "I'm too ugly."
[Sultry black-bellied attacker vs cute salty fish sufferer]
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"Big brother was captured again"
After Yunqiu fell ill, his consciousness awakened.
He discovered that the world he was in was just a storybook written by others, and he was the senior brother of the protagonist's faction in the storybook.
In this storybook, although he is a senior brother, his cultivation is useless, his behavior is sanctimonious, and he is greedy for life and afraid of death.
He is obviously a senior brother of the Cultivation Sect, but he travels around the world of demons and demons, secretly doing things for the two worlds, disrupting the world of cultivation, pretending to be in the three worlds in order to survive, and even betraying him at any time. There is no bottom line.
In the end, before the story book was even halfway through, he died in the hands of his sect's junior brother. After stabbing his heart with a sword, he disappeared into ashes.
But the story has not yet begun. The master who is traveling will not come back for another three years, and the so-called junior brother will not appear until three years later.
Yun Qiu deeply felt that God had treated him well and gave him a chance to save himself.
So in the past three years, Yunqiu, who had always been lazy, worked day and night to improve his cultivation. During this period, he always found time to go down to the mortal world to kill demons for mankind, and was deeply loved by the people.
He also took in a poor child and took him back to the sect to become his disciple.
Yun Qiu originally thought that everything would be fine. As long as he had less contact with his junior brother and strictly avoided all places in story books where he would encounter demons from the demon world, he could change his story line.
Until the story line progressed, he looked at himself being tied up for the third time and was extremely shocked.
Who can tell him why he has become one of the top masters in the cultivation sect and why he has been captured by the devil several times?
The shouts of the junior brothers came from the sect, ringing through the sky: the senior brother was taken away again.
Big Brother Yun Qiu vs Big Devil Wen Renjing
Motto: There is hope when there is life
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