When Song Ziqiao woke up, she found herself transformed into Lydia from Pride and Prejudice, who was eloping with Wycombe.
Wycombe: "Can you keep my secret?"
Lydia: "?"
Wycombe: "That's what happened between me and Darcy."
Song Ziqiao thought to himself: Who doesn't know that you have a grudge against him?
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Wycombe: "I'm going to see Darcy tonight. Can you hold the door for me? Three hundred pounds."
Lydia: "Okay, okay, okay (although I don't know what you want to do, but I just want money.)"
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Wycombe: "I'm so happy, Darcy promised me. Lydia, buy me a ring, and don't tell your family."
Lydia:? ? ? ! Aren't you eloping with me? ! ! ! ! !
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Song Ziqiao: Okay... I can't even fit your stories into my notebook. I just had to tell my sister Elizabeth~
Elizabeth: "... Don't say anything. Let's go and introduce some "redcoats" to my sister.
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A kind-hearted lady left a notebook for customer Song Ziqiao: "Come on, come on, let's play a little game. If you win, we let you go. If you lose, you can try our one-stop burial service~~"
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Song Ziqiao: "..."
Concept: People need some imagination.