[New article "Guest, is it good for your health [Food]", please give me 100 million pre-receipts~ The author focuses on food, please take away the column listing~]
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As the top chef in the underworld, Po Meng was suspended because the soup she made was so delicious that it delayed the reincarnation of the kid in the underworld.
He has lost all his magic power, lost all his cooking skills, and has an inexplicable state banquet system tied to him.
System: Dear host, as long as you complete the 24 dishes on the menu, your mana and cooking skills will be restored, and you will have a chance to return to the underworld. The dishes you make within the mission time limit are subject to the mission protection bonus, so they will not be too bad.
Po Meng said cheerfully: Make arrangements!
Until I saw the menu: Yipin hotpot, roasted sea cucumber, Longjing shrimp, Buddha jumping over the wall...
Po Meng: Come out of the system and let's talk? ? ?
System: There is money to break.
In order to make money to buy ingredients, Po Meng became a host of food (car) cooking.
Make Sixi meatballs, the meatballs get smaller and smaller as they cook, and finally become a pot of minced meat soup.
When making Wensi tofu, her knife skills were not up to par, so she ate all the ingredients as leftovers.
Making roast suckling pig, my hands got sore while roasting, the pig fell into the charcoal and caught fire.
Then, she caught fire.
Countless sunspots become pink while they are black.
Everyone commented in the live broadcast room: Meng Po Soup, a treasure in the world, will always be with Heizi fans.
Make some noodles for me, Miss Meng Po!
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"Guest, do you want to keep in good health?" [Gourmet]
Ye Zitan, the beloved junior sister of the Immortal Sect, is going down the mountain to practice. Before leaving, the master gave her a secret book.
She was so moved that she spent ten yuan on the roadside to count her auspicious days. After bathing, changing clothes, cleansing her hands and burning incense, she religiously opened the red ginseng chicken soup, one chicken, half a red ginseng, a slice of ginger, cooking wine and a soup to replenish her vitality...
Ye Zitan: I have taken off my clothes and you just show me this? ? ?
She threw the secret book angrily, and the dust on the cover was knocked off. The word "health" next to the secret book made her cry out.
But... Tea tree mushroom pork rib soup, yam pigeon soup, white fungus, longan and eight-treasure porridge, and fruit tea, milk tea and honey tea... Why do you think they taste so good? !
Not long after——
When the immortals from all walks of life in the God Realm were practicing in seclusion, she went to the door of their hall to make bone soup: Brother, do you want some soup?
Half an hour later, the fairy children took her out of the mountain with the pork rib soup rack and gave her a sack of walnuts to help her brain replenish her brain.
When the aunts and uncles in the world danced in the square, she tied a pair of trousers to her waist and danced with sour plum soup: Sisters, do you want some soup?
Half an hour later, the urban management caught her red-handed, deprived her of her sour plum soup, and almost made her bankrupt.
When practicing magic with demons and ghosts in the capital city, she summarized her previous two failures and condensed her medicinal diet into elixirs: Dear friends, do you want to take medicine?
Half an hour later, she was chased for three streets before she escaped, and all the pills on her body were lost.
Later, all the Ye's Immortal Sect ascended, and their internal powers were unpredictable. They always went to Ye Zitan's soup shop.
The three worlds were jealous and came to the door one after another shamelessly: "This little friend, is it better to be happy alone than to be happy together?"
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Food guide:
① It is meant to be funny, serious nonsense, and slightly ridiculous. Please do not over-interpret it.
② Live broadcast articles, specializing in barrages, don't like to avoid lightning.
③The author has not cooked every dish, but he will check the information and watch the video for accuracy.
④ Please do not compare this article with other food articles, and do not mention this article under other food articles.
⑤Read the article rationally, leave messages in a civilized manner, eat and drink as you please, consume in moderation, and stay calm.
⑥The whole book only costs a few yuan. Thank you to the little cutie who supports the genuine version, Chiu Mi!
Intent: "Guest, are you keeping healthy [Food]" please pre-accept it~