There's Something Wrong with the School Cool Roommate.

[Signed for publication in simplified Chinese, see the progress on Weibo @jinjiangManman, the next book "Straight Man's Guide to Overturning", the copy can be found below~] Jiang Yubai, a major in the Department of Fine Arts at A University, is talented and naturally beautiful, especially her green and jade fingers, which are as beautiful as a work of art. At the beginning of his sophomore year, Jiang Yubai moved into the 611 dormitory of the Finance Department for some reason, and became roommates with the famous A-school student Lu Jinyan. Lu Jinyan is 1.9 Meters tall and has eight-pack abs. He is known as a "calcium ring vegetable". He could not bear the harassment and had to change his signature on his WeChat Moments to read: "Straight man, no date." When he moved into the dormitory, Lu Jinyan was naked from the waist up, exposing his abdominal muscles. Jiang Yubai only glanced at him and then opened his eyes reservedly. *** A beauty from the art department came to dormitory 611. In order to show friendship, Lu Jinyan took the initiative and enthusiastically helped the new roommate integrate into the group. Until one day, when Jiang Yubai was alone in the dormitory, he clicked on a short video and was caught on the spot by Lu Jinyan who came back to get something. Jiang Yubai: "..." Lu Jinyan restrained himself, closed the door of the shower, and dressed tightly in the summer, even if he accidentally touched it, he would avoid it as fast as lightning. Jiang Yubai was a little disappointed. In order to ease the embarrassment, she had to lie to him and say, "Don't worry, I actually have a boyfriend." Lu Jinyan: "?" *** Jiang Yubai's benefits are back again. The school bastard plays basketball and stretches out his abdominal muscles. He comes out of the shower without wiping off the water. He puts his arms around her and cuddles when he has nothing to do. She even insists on sharing a bed with him at night. Jiang Yubai: Do straight men get along with their friends this way? Later, Lu Jinyan got the better of him first, and chased him with a sour tone: "Is your ex-boyfriend more powerful, or am I more powerful?" Jiang Yubai: "You... Only you..." Sunny on the outside but sinister on the inside, he loves his wife and seduces her without realizing that he is talented and beautiful. 1. Punch into the air, always acting like I am jealous of myself, I am jealous of myself, I am jealous of myself 2. Double first love, pure cookies, all the plots serve the relationship. 3. There is a reason why Gong doesn't "know three and act as three". He poaches his own corners. 4. If you are attacked by a huge beauty and a handsome guy, don't enter if you don't like it. There is no need to inform you if you abandon the article. 5. Cover authorization: Painting Night-Gu Dong (Fei Du) [Please collect the next book "After the Online Dating with the School Girl Fell Over"~] In the second semester of her sophomore year, a senior from the music club came to Ji Su and cried, complaining that she had been defrauded of money and sex by a scumbag online dating guy. Ji Su comforted her senior sister, who looked at his pure and lustful face and cried, begging him to help her get revenge. Ji Su was confused: Senior sister, I am a boy. The senior sister said fiercely: Just because you are a boy, just because your hand is bigger than him, you must let him know the dangers of online dating! Ji Su:...... In order to avenge his senior sister, Ji Su added the scumbag's WeChat account on his trumpet and racked his brains to chat with him every day. But from the time he sent good morning to good night, the scumbag never replied to the message. Until one day, Ji Su sent a photo to the scumbag. In the photo, he was wearing loose shorts, revealing a slender and well-proportioned thigh, which was white and delicate, slightly fleshy, with a red mole dotted on the soft flesh on the side of his leg. This time, the other party responded instantly: Is that your leg in the photo? * Ji Su discovered that the scumbag senior was a leg control and would find excuses from time to time to send him photos of her legs. In order not to reveal her gender, Ji Su could only buy a small skirt online, take photos of her legs and send them to her seniors. The senior changed his indifference and not only took the initiative to chat with him, bought him all kinds of beautiful skirts, gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to see the most, and even sent him his own eight-pack abs and mermaid strings... Seeing that the senior is getting deeper and deeper, he can't help but ask for help. Ji Su's revenge plan is about to be completed. But what he didn't expect was that the scumbag senior was actually Gu Zhao, the popular school idol of University A. He was a 1.92-Meter-tall, cold-blooded law student who was said to be homophobic. Ji Su got scared and secretly blocked WeChat, fearing that the school boss would recognize him. But he was afraid that something would happen, so the two began to meet frequently, and the school boss looked at him with increasingly obscure eyes. Later, Gu Zhao sat him on his lap, put on a high-slit cheongsam for him with his own hands, tapped the red mole on the side of his leg with his fingertips, and said in an ambiguous and dangerous tone: Baby, why don't you call me husband? Ji Su: Husband, I was wrong... Pure lust seduces a beautiful woman without knowing it × cold-faced and black-faced schoolboy god attack [Pre-released article "Can you stop pretending"] In the second semester of his second year of high school, Xia Xun transferred to Nanyang High School with his remarried stepmother. On the first day of school, Xia Xun passed by an alley with a lollipop in his mouth and saw a tall figure surrounded by people. Just as he was about to step forward to join in the fun, the boy punched the young gangster in front of him and then kicked the other Huang Mao three meters away. The boy wiped the blood from the corners of his lips and turned around, causing Xia Xun to drop the lollipop in his mouth. Damn it, isn't this his legendary stepbrother who is both good at character and academics? * In the evening, the two officially met in the villa. Xia Xun smiled softly: "It's our first meeting, I'm very impressed." Lu Yu adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and responded with a gentle and polite smile: "Don't worry, brother will definitely take good care of you." As a result, Xia Xun was pressed behind the door panel as soon as he came out of the shower. His stepbrother, who was number one in the school, lowered his eyelashes and said in a nonchalant tone: "We live under the same roof. I hope we don't interfere with each other." Xia Xun raised his wet face: "What if I don't?" Lu Yu's eyes darkened: "You can try it." * Xia Xun discovered that his stepbrother in name was a sanctimonious hypocrite. He smoked and drank alcohol in private, and also liked to pretend to be a good brother in front of his parents. Xia Xun was naturally unwilling to be outdone and would stumble him when he found the right opportunity. On the surface, the two are brothers and sisters, but overtly and covertly they are tit for tat, and they are full of tension every day. Until one day, Xia Xun was confessed to in a high-profile manner at school. Lu Yu frowned, drove away the pursuer with a cold face, and whisked him away. Xia Xun was angry and anxious: "Even if you are my brother, can you still control my relationship?" Lu Yu gritted his teeth: "If you want to fall in love so much, then talk to me." Xia Xun was stunned: "Are you crazy?" Lu Yu pressed him tightly into his arms, and his voice was restrained and turbulent: "As early as the moment I met you, I was already crazy..." If you don't accept it, fuck the beautiful and tsundere × the gentle scum attack every step of the way Mission: Everyone has the right to work hard for happiness