[Pre-release of the new article "Hold This Snail Tight [End Times]", please collect it, the introduction is below]
Su Su, who had the misfortune to travel through the future world and became a tragic garbage star street child, ate expired bread covered with mold, slept in a cold abandoned carriage, and gritted her teeth to open the golden finger that is essential for time travellers.
"Hello, dear viewers and friends, I am the anchor Su Su. I am picking up garbage during the live broadcast. Please follow me and ask for rewards!"
She's not the only one who will starve to death if she doesn't get rescued, but her little cubs too!
Su Su, who was holding her baby in her arms and standing in the smelly garbage heap, crying in front of the space-time live broadcast room, did not know that the audience had already exploded——
Audience 1: Aren't the rags that the anchor picked up home long ago been eliminated by history?
Audience 2: Something's wrong! Something's wrong! There is something wrong with the age of little anchors!
The audience scratched their heads and scratched their heads, and suddenly discovered that the little cub next to the anchor turned out to be the future cosmic demon who will be angered by both humans and gods - the infant Samuel.
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Samuel is a cosmic demon with a lustful expression, who planned to kill 15,643 of the top talents in the universe.
It directly caused the development of science and technology to stagnate for more than 100 years. Everyone who saw him said that he was disgusting.
But no one expected that the young Samuel appearing in the camera——
Such, such, warm!
He would support his sick body and fight for the host, he would pretend to have eaten and give all the delicious food to the host, and he would turn into a beast shape and use his body to keep her warm.
This, this, this...
Thick barrages are overwhelming: Anchor, hold on! Don't let him turn black!
The redemption has not yet been successful, comrades must bear it!
Demining:
1. The heroine Golden Finger is not strong.
2. The Party must not criticize me.
3. The heroine is a childish ghost! Childish devil! Childish devil! Extremely childish and immature! Please refrain from spraying this!
-----The pre-released article "I Speak for the Earth", please collect it. -----
Zeng Yi woke up from the freezer. The earth has passed through the apocalypse and entered the interstellar era, becoming a poor and unpopular star.
There is no time to be happy, and what we are facing is that the earth is devastated, cultural faults, animal and plant mutations, adults and children can only eat plant roots containing toxins, and even the exchange of nutrient solutions with other planets is difficult.
The current head of the global village walked on shaky legs and looked at her kindly with a bowl of unappetizing grass roots: Ancestor, are you hungry? Eat quickly.
Zeng Yi: .... What kind of suffering is this in the world?
At this time, a variety show called [Planet Confrontation] was launched. The planet that won the most popular contest in each round would receive much-needed resources and high-tech technology.
Zeng Yi took a look at the entire database of flower growers that the chairman of the base had stuffed into her space. She narrowed her eyes and said with great enthusiasm: "What are you waiting for!" Sign up!
As a result, Little Poverty Star suddenly emerged and reformed the lackluster spiritual entertainment in the entire interstellar world.
Small theater:
Planet A: This is our planet's Xixicao, which can make nutrient solutions with new flavors.
Zeng Yi: Guys, chop up those three-headed chickens for me. I want to eat braised chicken legs, a large plate of chicken, three-yellow chicken soup and braised chicken feet!
Planet B: This is the skull left by the greatest god of war on my planet. When I see it, I seem to see his strong body.
Zeng Yi held the loudspeaker: It is said that major events in the world must be divided after a long time.
Planet C: This is a finger-cutting game that we, the Tentacle Planet people, have played since childhood. It is very interesting and you can try it.
Zeng Yi: Can you do it? When playing mahjong, it's important to play without regrets!
Audience: ... It smells so good.
Intention: hard work can change the status quo
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