Every year when the college entrance examination season comes, there will probably be a large group of candidates who are miserable.
But it's a good thing for me, because every time this season, there are many funny college entrance examination spoof essays to read...
This year, I actually found out that Long Kong was soliciting essays... I was so happy to read it... So happy that I couldn't help but want to write it myself...
So, I wrote...
National Vol., "Comments on Small Animals Learning to Swim." Read the material below and write the essay.
Rabbit is the sprint champion in all previous small animal games, but he can't swim. Once, a rabbit was chased to the river by a wolf and was almost caught. For the all-round development of small animals, the Animal Management Bureau sends little rabbits to swimming training classes. There are also puppies, turtles and squirrels in the same class. The puppies and the little turtles learned to swim, and they had another skill, and they were very happy. The little rabbits and the little squirrels took a long time to learn how to swim, and they were very distressed. Wild Duck, the coach of the training class, said: "I can swim on two legs, but you can't swim on four legs? 90% Of success comes from sweat. Come on! Xiaxia!"
Critic Frog lamented: "What rabbits are good at is running! Why only train for weaknesses without developing specialties?" Thinker Crane said: "Survival requires more than one skill! If rabbits can't learn to swim, they learn to dig holes; if squirrels can't learn to swim, they learn to climb trees."
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