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Shi Jihan traveled to a world where three books merged, and he was a vicious cannon fodder who was repeatedly used and ended miserably. He was also bound to an unreliable nascent system.
Shi Jihan:.
Three books, no matter how you combine them, they all have something to offer:)
In the first book, he will compete with his eldest brother for the family property.
At the dinner party, Shi Jihan openly expressed his dissatisfaction with his eldest brother after getting drunk and threatened to give him some trouble.
Everyone looked at him jokingly, watching him jump up and down like a clown, weighing just a few pounds.
The eldest brother of the Shi family waved away the others who stopped him and asked coldly: "Really? Then what are you going to do?"
Drunk Shi Jihan racked his brains and came up with the most vicious punishment: "I want him to reduce the plagiarism check rate of all my final papers to 10%!"
The eldest brother of the Shi family: "..."
Just tell me whether it's evil or not!
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In the second book, Shi Jihan competes with his second brother for his lover, using various provocations and temptations.
He closed the door and pressed forward step by step towards the second brother-in-law in the room: "Let's do something exciting tonight, it will definitely make your blood boil."
The second brother-in-law hid the contempt in his eyes and asked playfully: "What are you playing for?"
Shi Jihan took out a book called "Selected 750 Questions in Advanced Mathematics".
Just tell me if the adrenaline rush is enough!
Shi Jihan struggled with the system, and the plot collapsed to the point where his mother refused to recognize it.
Everyone stared at the share transfer agreement handed over by the eldest brother of the Shi family. On their mobile phones lay the seven-digit pocket money transferred to him by the second brother this month, holding their heads and crying.
Shi Jihan wilted: "Our efforts are like little shit."
The system comforted him: "Don't lose heart, host, there is another one!"
It doesn't matter if everyone collapses, at least Zhou Jingcheng can still be saved.
In the original plot, the original person disliked Zhou Jingcheng in every possible way and called him a disgusting dog.
Shi Jihan imitated the original person and tried every means to humiliate Zhou Jingcheng, blocking him in a corner, looking down on him and saying harsh words.
Zhou Jingcheng lowered his gaze and raised his eyebrows: "Tell me first, just keep talking. Why are you stepping on a stool half a meter high?"
Shi Jihan's face turned red.
Commonly known as breaking defense.
Note: This is not a normal sand sculpture, it is really a bit crazy. I also want to write a normal one, but as I write, I start to get sick.
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[["Cold boss, but drinks milk tea"]]
One body and two souls, a happy college student x a cold boss
As a senior student, Chen Leduo entered a book about Ba Zong one day and became the boss of Ba Zong.
The boss has a cold personality, loves his work, and is unsmiling.
After the early death of his parents, the company's turmoil, and the difficulties faced by shareholders, he fought back and took over the heavy responsibility. He has not taken a day off for many years and only knows how to work hard.
According to the book's formula, Chen Leduo will play the role of the overlord.
Chen Leduo didn't care about that. He counted all the movable and immovable properties under his name... He was laughing so hard that he couldn't count them at all.
He looked up to the sky and laughed: "I'm getting rich!"
Hahahaha! This is the blessing of worshiping the God of Wealth with devotion!
Chen Leduo said to the secretary who came in to report on his work: "I know what you are going to say, but these are not important. I have a more important task for you."
It was the first time that the secretary saw the boss showing such a serious expression. She felt as if she was facing a formidable enemy, and all kinds of suspicions flashed through her mind.
Are shareholders making a comeback? Or is there something wrong with the company's project? Or maybe the best relative of the CEO finally couldn't hold back and wanted to take action?
He said tremblingly: "Say."
Chen Leduo finished speaking in one breath: "Order all the top 20 best-selling takeaways in the city. I want to eat one and read one."
After a pause, he added, "Don't fight for a good meal, no expansion coupons, thank you."
Yes, he is so ambitious.
From now on, I won't even look at the 4 yuan glass of lemonade!
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Chen Leduo feels that the status of the boss is good, except for one disadvantage.
It means that when you are a boss, your time is limited. When you wake up, you still have to write a paper, find a job, and pay the rent.
He felt that he had to think of a way to occupy the boss's life every day.
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Xie Suizhi discovered that he might be suffering from some serious mental illness.
The specific symptoms are that he is always drowsy. One second he is in a cross-border video conference, and the next second he is at a night market stall. He is squatting on a small mat eating crayfish. He is panting from the heat and does not forget to chat with the stall owner: "I will join you! Let's open a branch to Madagascar!"
Xie Suizhi: "..."
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
After many days, the disease developed increasingly violently.
One second he was waiting in the VIP lounge of the airport, and the next second he was cosplaying Squidward at a comic show, croaking loudly: "There's always someone who wants to be a waste, so why can't it be me, haha."
One second, I was holding a board meeting to draw up quarterly KPIs. The next second, I was at the playground rushing to get on the children's trampoline. When an employee stopped me, I pointed my finger at the sign without mercy: "It said above that anyone weighing no more than 180 kilograms can play!"
The employee asked, "How old are you?"
Xie Suizhi: "I can buy it!"
Xie Suizhi:?
Xie Suizhi scolded: "What a waste!"
The employees were shocked and admired: As expected of a CEO who is ruthless and doesn't talk much, he scolds himself so hard.
One day, Xie Suizhi made an appointment with someone to discuss business in a high-end teahouse. He paused for a while and then raised his hand to taste tea gracefully.
Take a sip of AD calcium milk.
Xie Suizhi couldn't bear it anymore!
He swore that whether it was a ghost or a mental illness, he would expel the other guy from his body.
Seize every day that belongs to you!
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Xie Suizhi swore to exorcise the spirit but the middle path collapsed. The other party became stronger and stronger, and his presence became stronger and stronger. The two could even communicate in their minds.
He gradually discovered that this kid... Well, he was quite cute.
The kid used his body to do many things that he had never tried before and things that he could never even imagine.
After the kid tastes the super delicious milk tea, he will call himself out immediately and happily share: "Drink quickly, it's delicious. Come and have a second sip."
But one day, the little ghost disappeared.
Xie Suizhi was depressed for a long time. He searched all over the world but could not find anyone named "Chen Leduo".
He seemed to have been deceived, Xie Suizhi thought, there was no such person in the world.
Until one day, a graduate with a resume ran over recklessly and fell into his arms.
The graduate raised his head, and Xie Suizhi shouted softly, as if he knew what his name should be.
"Chen Leduo."
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Motto: Even if you screw everything up, something good will happen
