Copywriting: [The main text is completed, the extras will be updated from time to time]
Tang Li was an excellent agent during his lifetime, a very cold-blooded one. After his death, he transformed into the Virgin Mary heroine in the entertainment industry. He must maintain his persona and complete the mission in order to survive.
In the eyes of netizens, Tang Li is a soft and weak dodder who only moans when things happen and needs protection.
However, one day, something seemed to go wrong.
In the variety show, everyone worked hard to catch a fish, thinking that they would finally have a full meal.
Tang Li wanted to release the fish, "The fish are so cute, why should we eat them?"
Netizens were about to curse, but the next second——
Tang Li picked up the fish in the bucket and threw it into the river with a huge splash, as if he had dropped several deep-water torpedoes.
The fish she released floated on the water, and a gust of wind blew it to the shore.
Tang Li calmly picked it up and said, "The fish is so pitiful, let's put it in the pot and bury it."
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During the interview, the host asked someone as weak as her what to do if she encounters a gangster.
Tang Li: "I will use love and tolerance to influence him, put down the butcher's knife, and become a Buddha immediately."
Audience: Where did this Virgin Mary come from?
While filming, I was suddenly attacked by a gangster with a 40-meter-long machete in his hand.
Tang Li grabbed the big knife, broke it in two with his bare hands, and trampled the person under his feet, "When is the time to retaliate? There is so much beauty in the world, so be a good person."
The gangster wanted to cry but had no tears: Do it, do it!
Netizens finally realized that this was not a dodder flower that needed human protection. It was clearly a piranha flower that could crush boulders in its chest and uproot weeping willows!
Just when the male fans were sad and crying because the soft idol turned into King Kong Barbie, many huge female fans quickly emerged, "Man, get out of here, my sister is so handsome, I love her so much!"
Demining: This article is about magical reality, wisdom, and sand sculptures. It has no logic! Bo Jun smiled and hoped that everyone would be happy.
Copywriting of the next book "Bai Yueguang's substitute is happy to be a mother":
As a migrant worker, Tang Xue worked conscientiously as the stand-in for three big bosses, Bai Yueguang, for three years, and finally waited for Bai Yueguang to return.
The boss sneered, "If you dare to touch a hair of Yanyan, you are going against my Huo family!"
The second boss said calmly: "I have treated you well in material terms over the years. You'd better be more sensible and don't get entangled."
Boss Three said contemptuously: "Are you worthy of being compared with Yanyan?"
Tangxue retired after her success and planned to enjoy life with a huge breakup fee, but when she returned home, she found three miniature versions of the boss.
Tang Xue is happy to be a mother.
The boss was facing the computer, with the stock market situation on the screen, "Mom, Huo's has gone bankrupt. Huo Cheng will never dare to bully you again."
Tangxue:? ? ?
The second boss said with heartache: "Mom, I have wronged you all these years to live in such a small house and wear such cheap clothes. We have bought you a sea view villa and asked top designers to design clothes for you."
Tangxue looked at her several-hundred-meter flat floor and Chanel's limited-edition skirt. That's not what you said a few minutes ago.
Boss 3: "Mom, this green tea bitch Su Yan is not even qualified to carry your shoes! She still dares to scream in front of you, leave it to us!"
Tangxue:......
A few days later, the three bosses recovered and found that all their properties were transferred to Tang Xue's name, and Bai Yueguang angrily called them scumbags.
Tangxue sat on the president's office chair, "I'm going on vacation next month. You should hurry up and finish the work."
Three big guys: What the hell is going on here? !
When he wakes up, he becomes a working man, and his boss is still the same substitute he once found.
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
Reader comments
Xiangxian's problem is not class conflict, it's men using their power to oppress women. It's a problem in the patriarchal world. Unfortunately, Xiangxian actually wields the butcher's knife at the more vulnerable little girls. That is her real ally and backing.
Xiangxian's problem is not class conflict, it's men using their power to oppress women. It's a problem in the patriarchal world. Unfortunately, Xiangxian actually wields the butcher's knife at the more vulnerable little girls. That is her real ally and backing.