I don't believe in love at first sight, but I do understand love at first sight.
As an old salty fish worker who can tell fortunes, he often travels to various worlds as a humble wage earner. My life is very hard. Recently, my work has forced me to have too many lemons. In short, I am so sour that I am losing my mind.
So in order to have a sweet relationship and have fun, I started to think of ways to fool a cute tiger.
It was probably because God thought that my thoughts and actions were too outrageous and scumbag. In short, the plot also started to develop in a very outrageous way. I was the only one who could not imagine that it would not happen without it.
Looking at the five or six-year-old Naituanzi in front of me, I fell into deep thought. I decided to sincerely ask for help from everyone: Who is willing to raise a baby with me?
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Bandage Spirit: Can you give him to me to play with? It would feel great to die together!
Me: What bad luck, next one.
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Itachi: I have a stupid Oudou.
Ace: I have a Oudou who loves to cry.
Ban: Who doesn't look like Oudou?
Me: Huh?
Three people: Anyway, let's try calling Ouni-chan first.
Me: You seem to have that big cake, this is my boyfriend!
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A beautiful woman who looks almost the same as me picks up my tiger and sprints 100 meters.
Me: Damn you, where did you come from?
Beauty: I am you in the future, idiot.
Me: That's really outrageous.
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In short, I have paid too much for love. There are too many people who covet my tiger cubs, so I try my best to protect the cutest Japanese knotweed Yuhito in the world.
Cerebellar Ax: Why do you have to be with me?
Me: No reason, in short, you are missing me in your life.
The world is bitter, but tiger seeds taste like strawberry.
★Shadow's willful and sweet text, the product of passionate imagination
★The characters are seriously OOC, and they are old happy comedians.
★Oh my, Huzi is so cute
Purpose: People with faith will not feel lonely.