
My Target Targets Are All Crazy [Quick Travel]
我的攻略对象都疯了[快穿]
by Double Skin Milk Has No Milk (双皮奶没有奶)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 653k Words
- Chapters
- 204
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Pre-collection: "As a female insect, I was asked to attack female insects" "My roommates are all 0, but I am a straight man" "I am the one who attacks and suffers" "The Cat in the Palm Dressed as an Idiot Beauty" Copywriting of this article: In order to earn a resurrection armor for himself, Shi Chaonian, who was on the verge of death, was bound to the fast-travel system lambda-8847, and traveled through various planes to perform tasks such as torturing scum, chasing his wife, and transforming scum. [Modern City] (After dressing up as a scumbag CEO, he was forced to love Canary) Shi Chaonian: Wait! Aren't you weakly conditioned? ! Canary: I am willing to do 1 for love [ABO Entertainment] (The black fan of the movie star dressed as A, after a one-night stand, the movie king who was betrayed came to his door) Shi Chaonian: Wait! Are you sure the baby is mine? ! Best Actor: It's so dark that it's love. You must love me very much. It just so happens that I love you very much too. [Ancient Palace] (After dressing up as a scumbag and attacking the emperor, he was pulled down from the throne by the cold male favorite and became a prisoner of the new emperor) Shi Chaonian: Wait! The promised flower of the high mountains! Don't come over here! New Emperor: Be my queen, or have a thousand arrows pierce your heart. [Interstellar Mecha/Zerg] (After transforming into a female insect, he was wooed by all the female insects in the class) Shi Chaonian: We are all female insects! No! This is abnormal love! You should like male insects! Female student: Come down and play together! Otherwise, we will go up and chop your waist off! [Xian Xia Cultivation] (After transforming into the son of the Demon King, he was approached by the son of the righteous path who had betrayed him) Shi Chaonian: Wait! Not long ago you peeled off my dragon scales and whipped my dragon tendons! Why are you pregnant now? [Chasing Wife in Modern City] (Dressed as a painter scumbag and chased his wife in the crematorium, unfortunately got a "be" ending, and was brutally killed by a novelist) Shi Chaonian: Why am I dead! Archive! Archive! Giao! I didn't save it! [Ancient Palace] (About the incident where I disguised myself as a minister of the tyrant Zha Shou and let Zha Shou carry him as a child. As a result, I abandoned my wife and children and tried to escape, but was stabbed in the face by the tyrant with a sword) Shi Chaonian: The system is harming me! [Fantasy Gods and Demons] (Transformed into an upright disciple, pretended to be associated with the villain fox demon, and cooperated with the master to kill the fox demon, but the senior brother who was taken away was cut into pieces alive) Shi Chaonian: Thank you. [Martial Arts] (About the fact that I dressed as the leader of the Demon Cult and wanted to change evil into good and conquer the heart of a mute male pet, but I found out that the target of the attack was wrong. The real target was actually the leader of the martial arts league. Then I had to turn around and attack the leader of the alliance, and then my head was lost by the mute male pet in my sleep) Shi Chaonian: You know how to "act separately". [Infinite] (About the incident where I dressed as the cannon fodder of the protagonist, wanted to survive and used the protagonist to resist harm from ghosts, and then abandoned the protagonist and walked away from the horror dungeon, but unfortunately was torn into pieces by the protagonist who transformed into a ghost) Shi Chaonian: Okay, I know I deserve it. Let me say it again, the system harmed me! [Cultivation Immortal] (About the fact that I dressed as the disciple of the Immortal Lord and then fell in love with the Master and then turned against him and was made a human pig by the Master) Shi Chaonian: Listen to me, thank you, system [AI forced love on me] (The system about me is a crazy critic, wants to use me for profit, and wants to conquer the fact that I am with me) Shi Chaonian: Dog comparison system! No way! Crazy batch system: I think it can work. (Thumbs up) Pre-collection: "My roommates are all 0, but I am a straight man" Chen Yining went to a boarding school with a good environment. The dormitory was on the third floor. It was a standard six-person room with a table on one side and a bed on the other. He happened to sleep in the middle of three iron frame beds. His upper berth was a shorter boy with a slim build, wearing a pair of thick glasses, who spoke politely, and was nicknamed "nerd" in the class. After getting along with each other for many days, Chen Yining discovered that behind the scenes, the "nerd" was a cross-dressing master and had cosplayed many female anime characters, including his favorite singer Hatsune Miku. In the bed near the door, the study committee member of the class slept on the upper bunk. The school committee member is gentle and kind, a standard warm-hearted character. It is said that he has a crush on the class beauty of the next class. However, only Chen Yiming knows that the school committee member is actually a classmate. Not long after school started, he even made a boyfriend in No. 13 Middle School. The top student in the grade was sleeping on the lower bunk of the school committee. He was a taciturn, aloof and paralyzed top student. Few people in the class could talk to him. Only the school committee and a few top students in other classes had contact with him. Chen Yining secretly guessed that he came to this school because of the school committee. On the bed near the balcony, there was a beautiful 0 with a broken leg sleeping on the upper bunk. In the dormitory, she liked to make jokes about the school committee and top students. Her hobby was to be beaten up, and the more she was beaten, the happier she became. It is worth mentioning that Shao 0 has a crush outside for a long time, who is a professor at a key university. The guy on the lower bunk was the "boy mom" sports committee member/captain of the basketball team. He was strong and lively, and he was very good at needlework. If anyone in the dormitory had torn clothes or pants, he would come to him to sew them. However, he has a simple temperament and is a bit of a love mind. He can easily fall in love with a few words, so he has been deceived by many scumbags into his relationship, and the people in the dormitory are really worried about him. Chen Yining is the only straight man in dormitory 306. Everyone in the dormitory knows that there is a goddess in his heart that cannot be blasphemed - Jiang Wenjie from the top class, but Chen Yining still did not dare to confess her love until he graduated. He would rather never touch her and keep this beautiful memory in his heart forever. Many years later, when he entered the society and started working, the school committee organized a class reunion. Everyone at the table made a joke about Chen Yining and asked him if he confessed to the goddess today? Chen Yining was embarrassed, thinking that it had been so long... These people actually still remembered. He planned to drive away quickly, but his wrist was grabbed before he even got into the car. The man's eyes were red and his palms were frighteningly hot. "You gave up on her, does that mean I still have a chance?" Chen Yining was shocked when he saw his former roommate confessing to him. Advance payment 2: "I was dressed as a female insect but was asked to capture the female insect" After being bound by the unscrupulous system, Shi Ling entered a Zerg pornographic article titled "The Female Insect Who Punched Me Then She Was Really Sweet to Me" and became a cannon fodder female insect with the same name as him. This original owner was a "female puncher" who was dissatisfied with the various preferential treatment received by male insects and the oppression of female insects by insect star society, so he repeatedly struck hard at male insects, including his male insect brother (the protagonist of the original book). Who would have known that after this punch, the original owner would develop feelings for the male insect Hei, and could not help but fall in love with the male insect protagonist Gong. Don't ask, it's because the protagonist's aura of being a fan of all insects is causing trouble, and it focuses on a "law of true fragrance". Although it was really good in the later stage, the original owner still couldn't escape the fate of being cannon fodder, and was sent to the [Female Insect Correction Center] for education by the vengeful protagonist. The female insect instructor in the correctional center has unspeakable feelings for the protagonist Gong. Since the original owner was sent in, he has tortured the original owner in different ways. Original owner: Everyone in the correctional center is a genius! It's nice to talk! I love it here! Later, before the second week, the original owner died in the correctional center. Shi Ling: It hurts, it hurts too much. What kind of hell is this starting to do? After taking over the body of the original owner, Shi Zero started a long road of strategy. System: [Did you see that female insect instructor? Attack him and let him release you] Time Zero: I danced wildly in front of the female instructor, but my favorability only increased by 0.25. Female Insect Instructor: Sorry, the favorability level was increased by mistake. It is actually 25,000+ Time Zero:? ? ? System: [Tactics against your female roommate so that he doesn't dare to bully you anymore] Shi Ling: It was you who beat me into a pig head last time? Come and fencing! I have practiced before, this time I will let you have no good juice! (White Crane Spreads Wings. Jpg) Female roommate: Where is your home? I will marry you when I get out of the correctional center. Time Zero:? ? ? System: [Go to the female tutor attacked by the protagonist] Shi Ling: So you only teach the protagonist how to attack but not me? Discriminate! Naked discrimination! Female Insect Tutor: I am currently studying "The Possibility of Female Insects Being Together with Female Insects" Time Zero:? ? ? System: [Let the female father only love you as a worm] Shi Ling: Don't you think the way my female father looks at me is a little strange? System: [Become the most popular female insect in the class at the female insect school] Shi00: The female on the left is my wife, the female on the right is my daughter-in-law, the female in the front row is Daring, and the female in the back is my dear. I laugh every day haha Female student: We moved near your house, right opposite the window of your room, so that we can see you even during the holidays. How's it going? Do you like it? Time Zero: (The smile gradually disappears. Jpg) System: [Strategy for the protagonist, the military female] Shi Ling: Although we are both female insects, I think I am more suitable for you than the protagonist Gong (Holding a Rose in Mouth. Jpg) The protagonist is a military female: I think so too. I will come to propose marriage tonight. Time Zero:? ? ? Intention: Grow up in hardships, bloom in thorns, and eventually be rewarded with joy.





How come there is such a shocking book? Few people use shocking to describe a book, but I am often shocked by this book. The three views will shock me, the lower limit of bt will shock me, the crazy desire for control will shock me, the suffocating plot will shock me, it is simply shocking! (Hopefully there will be more...)
"Dad, have you suffered any mental shock?" "I'm very doubtful about Da Da's mental state at the moment" "Yituo" Oh... It seems that your understanding of "sick and delicate" seems to be full of freedom ☆~! Well, even the most basic "propriety, righteousness, integrity, and shame" have been lost long ago...? (Laughing) Hey, let me tell you - will there be a moment when Kimino calls himself "sick and charming"★? Fufufu——After all, your Excellency is already "sick, charming, progressing, traveling," right? Now~? I've finished watching it. It's not good. If you don't like it, go away! ——I'll roll it out first as a token of respect. Next book, all Yichen will start, start, start!
Damn it, why? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why did Nian end up with Shen after suffering so many grievances? ! ! ! ! ! ! Is there so much sex and sex?! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why is the year so miserable? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I feel really bad, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! ! !
When a lot of surprises hit me, they actually made me feel happy. I was shocked after reading the whole book. I feel like I will never find another author whose writing makes me feel so happy.
Hmm... How should I put it? I guess I came halfway through the first book, watching Chenchen and Rongrong together, and then watching Niannian face the main system alone (Sou Rui, I can't remember the name, I'm a native dog). In fact, when I was following the serials, it felt so painful every year, and I also felt tortured when I was chasing them. On the contrary, when I was making up the text, it seemed to go very smoothly and it felt like it went by very quickly. Pain will not make you give up on love every year, but you will bravely love Shen Shurong every moment. Because I have made up for other articles, I understand better why Shuangpi Nai did not write so many follow-ups for other CPs, but "preferred" Chenchen more. Every character is different. To the author, they are all protagonists. Who doesn't like Chen Chen and Ma Cha Chong? Shen Shurong and Chenchen have always been going in both directions, and it was natural that they would be a perfect match.
It's the first time I've read this kind of article. It's different from all the fast-traveling articles I've read. I feel like I'm going to have a long brain.
Sure enough, only great writing can make me feel like I can't stop flying (I love this kind of setting)
It hurt me to death. He is not a good person. It ends well. It's a happy ending. I don't have to hurt others in the name of dad anymore. I can fall in love sweetly with him.
Rewatching it ~ I am still shocked by my wife's mental state (?▽`)
Ah, I was a little confused just after watching it. I felt that the early stage was really good, but the later stage was a bit confusing.
This whole book has been shaking me and reshaping me.
Is he the ending that he is willing to do every year? I cry to death
I was blown away, but I still couldn't help but look down.
Wow wow wow wow, after so many years, I finally have the money to read this article again. . . It's so beautiful. They fall in love with each other and are entangled [heartbroken] [crying] in tears.
A little speechless. Both to let the harvest complete the task and to torture him.
It's great. Will you publish more similar new books? Immortal product
I jumped to watch it, but the stamina was a bit strong [cracked], but I really like it!
Goddess, your writing is so refreshing.
It's obvious that Lambda's ghost is still lingering, but I actually like him the most among these guys (Tibetan Fox) (kneel down gently)
Ah, this article is getting more and more outrageous (??ω`?)
Actually, I feel a little confused
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
I like my wife the most. I hope to see new articles soon.
It's great. Will you publish more similar new books? Immortal product
It's great. Will you publish more similar new books? Immortal product
Should be all booked (Tibetan Fox)
I watched the ending with very complicated emotions. Every world in Nian Nian gave me a feeling that I was one step away from happiness. Every plot was unexpected. No matter what, I hope Nian Nian will be happy in the future.
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