Jiujiu is a canary that has just gained self-awareness, but once time travels to a novel that he once read with his master, he becomes a canary who only appears in three chapters.
In the original storyline, "he" was raised as a canary by a down-and-out family since he was a child, just to cling to the male protagonist Yan Qi so that the family could stand up again. In the end, he was treated as an abandoned son by the family and left to fend for himself.
Regarding this, Xie Jiu, who had just become a human, said that she was very happy!
He was so excited when he thought that he could play the same colorful games his owner used to play with his paws, talk, no longer "tweet", and eat all kinds of delicious food!
As a result, the servants at home discovered that the previously cowardly and weak young man, who never left the house without leaving the house, was chatting in front of the computer in the middle of the night with a weird smile on his face. He could eat three times the amount of food in one meal and his health was much better.
Xie Jiu, who had just come into contact with the game, kept talking and flirting on the other side of the screen, and even managed to get a boyfriend in a daze.
The boyfriend seems to have a rich family and is not very old. More importantly, the boyfriend's surname is Yan Mingqi.
Small theater:
Xie's father, who was biased to the core, looked at Xie Jiu, who didn't have any respect for him, and said sarcastically: "You know how to say thank you for raising a dog this big, but you, don't say the actual thing, have you even said a word?"
Jiujiu glanced at Father Xie, took a step back, stood up straight, stretched out his left hand to make a circle, and his right hand to make a circle: "Listen to me, thank you~Because of you~it has been cold all four seasons!"
Father Xie was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe: "You, do you consider this a thank you?"
Jiujiu asked innocently: "Well... Why doesn't it count?"
***
Xie Jiu, who was no longer weak, was sent to school by her father so that she could hook up with Yan Qi in advance. But no one knew that Yan Qi had already seen everything. He ignored Xie Jiuai because he had an online dating partner named "Jiujiujiu" in his heart.
And Xie Jiu, who is familiar with the plot, has long been prepared to support herself. She has finally become a man, and she also has an online dating partner who will be dating in the future. How can she be cannon fodder between the male and female protagonists now? Therefore, Xie Jiu wished she could stay away from the male protagonist!
Yan Qi, the male protagonist who had just finished playing the cannon fodder role, said with an impatient look: Tsk, I guess he knows what's going on.
Xie Jiu, who had just seen the male protagonist clearing away the cannon fodder, felt his heart pounding: Fortunately, he didn't try to hook up with the male protagonist!
Yan Qi, who was playing games with Jiujiu online, said: "Baby, let's have a baby tonight, okay?"
I love hugging my thighs so much, but I keep tweeting sexy (lying) words: "Okay hubby~ Chatting with a pure male college student online tonight, hubby!"
***
I asked my friend on Twitter: "How can I pretend to be more like a girl?"
Friend: "Can you try overlapping words when speaking? If you want to pronounce one word as two, for example, eat ~ rice... Use the clip sound, you know?"
Tweeting and nodding, he turned around and sent a message to the boss: "Brother, can we have chicken together tonight?"
Yan Qi, who was drinking water, choked out when he saw this news.
***
Yan Qi, who knew Jiujiu's true identity, looked at Jiujiu talking to someone and felt angry from the bottom of his heart.
This person lied to himself that he was a girl, and usually avoided him...
Yan Qi took out his mobile phone and typed the next line: Let's meet.
After receiving the message from Yan Qi, Jiujiu panicked and replied with a message: No, it's not me.
Yan Qi looked at Xie Jiu who was sitting in a chair and was worried to death, and asked with a sneer: Where is I?
Two hours later, he got a reply.
"Ah, are you Jiu Jiu's husband? I am his friend. He died in a car accident two days ago."
Oh, there is another sentence at the end: "Jiujiu also said that he would leave, uh, part of his inheritance to you..."
Yan Qi looked at Xie Jiu who was sitting in a chair, silent for two hours, and then suddenly stood up and moved:...
Yan Qi: What should I do if I am angry, funny and cute at the same time? ? ?
Ps
1. Involving some online fraud plots, the victim will pretend to be a girl to defraud.
2. There shouldn't be too many games, they are mainly used to breed jq~
This article is also known as "The Days I Dated Online with the School Girl" and "I Dressed as Lao Gong's Online Dating Partner"
——2021.02.04
Idea: Tweets are cute too~