Knotweed Yuji, after eating Sanwu products for thousands of years because of poor hygiene, was cursed by the King of Curses to show off his clothes and show off his muscles.
His good friend Kei, who he only knew for a day, was in great pain when he saw this...
I took out my mobile phone to record a video and tweeted it——
#shock! A man ran around naked late at night and made an anti-social statement! Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? ! #
The next day, Japanese knotweed Yuji became popular in Japan. Facing the reporters who flocked to him, he said with tears——
"Hero Megumi, let me fall in love with you!"
Grass (a kind of plant) was robbed of body sovereignty by Su Nan!
One of the famous scenes:
At the moment when he saw the brain flower, Gojo Satoru's mind was flooded with three years of...
Bill.
"Jie, I can sleep, but do you want me to pay back the money first?"
Grabbing the neck with both hands, the brain becomes confused and the person dies.
Note:
The characters in the sand sculpture chapter are extremely OOC! Try to live up to the hilarious label.
There will be a twist in the ending :)
Sweet text HE (dog head. Jpg
Idea: Let's have fun with the knife and have something sweet... Probably.
Reader comments
Your short existence,
The confrontation with the heroic spirits is all meaningless.
The third Noble Phantasm, reload.
——You all can die together.
Ah, I will allow you to launch the final attack on me.
Because I can understand your mood.
It can be regarded as a tribute to Mashu Kirilet.
Just touch my body with your weak human fist and die.
What I want...!
No no no.
It's better to calm down a little at times like this, Ritsuka.
It's not like you to die together.
You should save some more strength.
Doctor ... ... ?
Now that things have come to this, we can only make a desperate struggle——
Romani?
... ... The future value.
Matthew.
Since you said that, I have to be aware of it.
——What?
Is this really the case?
Um. Judging from the situation, now is the most appropriate time.
The attack just now showed me Goetia's limit.
In the past, I was a man who only fought in wars he could win.
To sum up,
The defense of the control room is your task, Leonardo.
Before Li Xiang comes back, we must fight to the death to defend this place.
You can do it, you are a genius after all.
... ... Of course.
Then go ahead. I won't expect souvenirs from you.
Yo.
You have fought very well, Ritsuka.
Although it is a pity that I will steal the limelight in the end,
It's my turn to appear in the next period.
... ... ... ...
Romani? Achiman...?
How could a mere human appear in this Amyrlin Seat...?
No—wait a minute.
You, your spiritual base is————! ?
Um. I have abandoned my wish for the Holy Grail.
From now on, all my words and deeds will be my own.
Before that, I have to take off my gloves first.
In this way, various problems will be easier to understand, right?
... ... Doctor, the ring on your left hand ... ...
This is - what I lost,
No, it's King Solomon's tenth ring——
Are you...!
Um. It was just 11 years ago.
Director of Chaldea, Marisbili Animsfia.
When he participated in the Holy Grail War, he prepared the Supreme Holy Relic.
That's the ring.
When King Solomon died, he left a gift to the distant future.
I don't know why I did this at the time.
I thought it was just the usual whim of the gods.
But this ring was discovered by Maris Billy.
Heroic spirits were summoned in order to win the Holy Grail War.
That's Solomon. Chaldea summons the number one heroic spirit.
A heroic spirit who obtained the Holy Grail together with Marisbili and granted wishes together.
It's just what comes out of the mouth,
It's just a common wish like "wanting to become human".
You guy——You guy————!
It's so ridiculous, it's impossible! Floros, are you blind?
No, no, everything is wrong, everything!
You can't be that man!
And————talk about wish fulfillment! ?
How could that man have a wish!
Heresy! Cold! Cruel! Ruthless!
How could the man who is my prototype have the same desires as ordinary people!
... ... I was quite shocked when you said that.
Do you hate me too much?
But forget it. This question is irrelevant.
In short, Solomon's wish came true.
However, the problem also occurred.
Solomon is known as the clairvoyant holder of omniscience and omnipotence.
The moment you become human, you lose all abilities.
That alone is nothing—
However, at the moment of "lost", he saw it.
Saw the end of mankind.
He suddenly panicked and wanted to know "why on earth",
But by this time, Solomon had become an ordinary human being.
Who is it? What method to use. For what purpose.
And how to stop it.
He has lost his way of knowing this. Because he is already an ordinary human being.
However, he couldn't just sit back and ignore it.
Because this matter seems to have something to do with me.
At least he was aware of it.
Then my journey began.
Literally, a journey that starts from scratch, from relearning how to be a human being.
I don't know who the enemy is. I don't know what the opportunity is.
All I can do is be patient. Prepare for that moment to come.
Of course, I also received a lot of accidental help.
The most important one is you, Lixiang.
... ... Of course it doesn't just refer to the first time I saw you.
In this crown designation,
I have your help all the time.
I am sincerely grateful for this fact.
Thanks to you and Matthew, I was able to witness this moment.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... Woo.
Roman, body...
——Goetia.
You said you don't want the name of the Magic King.
Then let me register my number like this.
My name is Solomon the Magician.
Goetia. It is the existence that declares your end.
... ... Life is an end.
Life is a journey of accumulating pain.
But this is by no means a story of death and severance.
Goetia. I have been ashamed for many years. Beast born from my remains.
Now is the time for me to punish your evil with my own hands.
—————, Ha.
Ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
This sudden turn of events shocked me, but it's really your style!
By now it's too late for everything!
The stupidest human being and the most incompetent king actually didn't show up until now!
As expected of Solomon, he actually took the initiative to humiliate himself!
As a heroic spirit, you are no match for us!
The only one who can stop me is you in life!
Only the great deeds of King Solomon can stop me!
What authority do you have after death?
Let me destroy you and your innocent head into nothing!
Doctor ... ... !
Um.
Then I'll come as soon as I go.
It's nothing, it will be solved soon.
I'll pass the baton to you next.
Ah ah ah ah, my dear [crying] [crying] [crying] I met a bad guy today.
Reported me for deletion of my comment, and then the guy went to change the post himself, [crying] [crying]
Ask for comfort.
She obviously didn't write the plot well, but she reported me when I complained about it. She just refused to admit it, but she ended up correcting it herself. It's so funny.
Your short existence, The confrontation with the heroic spirits is all meaningless. The third Noble Phantasm, reload. ——You all can die together. Ah, I will allow you to launch the final attack on me. Because I can understand your mood. It can be regarded as a tribute to Mashu Kirilet. Just touch my body with your weak human fist and die. What I want...! No no no. It's better to calm down a little at times like this, Ritsuka. It's not like you to die together. You should save some more strength. Doctor ... ... ? Now that things have come to this, we can only make a desperate struggle—— Romani? ... ... The future value. Matthew. Since you said that, I have to be aware of it. ——What? Is this really the case? Um. Judging from the situation, now is the most appropriate time. The attack just now showed me Goetia's limit. In the past, I was a man who only fought in wars he could win. To sum up, The defense of the control room is your task, Leonardo. Before Li Xiang comes back, we must fight to the death to defend this place. You can do it, you are a genius after all. ... ... Of course. Then go ahead. I won't expect souvenirs from you. Yo. You have fought very well, Ritsuka. Although it is a pity that I will steal the limelight in the end, It's my turn to appear in the next period. ... ... ... ... Romani? Achiman...? How could a mere human appear in this Amyrlin Seat...? No—wait a minute. You, your spiritual base is————! ? Um. I have abandoned my wish for the Holy Grail. From now on, all my words and deeds will be my own. Before that, I have to take off my gloves first. In this way, various problems will be easier to understand, right? ... ... Doctor, the ring on your left hand ... ... This is - what I lost, No, it's King Solomon's tenth ring—— Are you...! Um. It was just 11 years ago. Director of Chaldea, Marisbili Animsfia. When he participated in the Holy Grail War, he prepared the Supreme Holy Relic. That's the ring. When King Solomon died, he left a gift to the distant future. I don't know why I did this at the time. I thought it was just the usual whim of the gods. But this ring was discovered by Maris Billy. Heroic spirits were summoned in order to win the Holy Grail War. That's Solomon. Chaldea summons the number one heroic spirit. A heroic spirit who obtained the Holy Grail together with Marisbili and granted wishes together. It's just what comes out of the mouth, It's just a common wish like "wanting to become human". You guy——You guy————! It's so ridiculous, it's impossible! Floros, are you blind? No, no, everything is wrong, everything! You can't be that man! And————talk about wish fulfillment! ? How could that man have a wish! Heresy! Cold! Cruel! Ruthless! How could the man who is my prototype have the same desires as ordinary people! ... ... I was quite shocked when you said that. Do you hate me too much? But forget it. This question is irrelevant. In short, Solomon's wish came true. However, the problem also occurred. Solomon is known as the clairvoyant holder of omniscience and omnipotence. The moment you become human, you lose all abilities. That alone is nothing— However, at the moment of "lost", he saw it. Saw the end of mankind. He suddenly panicked and wanted to know "why on earth", But by this time, Solomon had become an ordinary human being. Who is it? What method to use. For what purpose. And how to stop it. He has lost his way of knowing this. Because he is already an ordinary human being. However, he couldn't just sit back and ignore it. Because this matter seems to have something to do with me. At least he was aware of it. Then my journey began. Literally, a journey that starts from scratch, from relearning how to be a human being. I don't know who the enemy is. I don't know what the opportunity is. All I can do is be patient. Prepare for that moment to come. Of course, I also received a lot of accidental help. The most important one is you, Lixiang. ... ... Of course it doesn't just refer to the first time I saw you. In this crown designation, I have your help all the time. I am sincerely grateful for this fact. Thanks to you and Matthew, I was able to witness this moment. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Woo. Roman, body... ——Goetia. You said you don't want the name of the Magic King. Then let me register my number like this. My name is Solomon the Magician. Goetia. It is the existence that declares your end. ... ... Life is an end. Life is a journey of accumulating pain. But this is by no means a story of death and severance. Goetia. I have been ashamed for many years. Beast born from my remains. Now is the time for me to punish your evil with my own hands. —————, Ha. Ha, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This sudden turn of events shocked me, but it's really your style! By now it's too late for everything! The stupidest human being and the most incompetent king actually didn't show up until now! As expected of Solomon, he actually took the initiative to humiliate himself! As a heroic spirit, you are no match for us! The only one who can stop me is you in life! Only the great deeds of King Solomon can stop me! What authority do you have after death? Let me destroy you and your innocent head into nothing! Doctor ... ... ! Um. Then I'll come as soon as I go. It's nothing, it will be solved soon. I'll pass the baton to you next.
Ah ah ah ah, my dear [crying] [crying] [crying] I met a bad guy today. Reported me for deletion of my comment, and then the guy went to change the post himself, [crying] [crying] Ask for comfort. She obviously didn't write the plot well, but she reported me when I complained about it. She just refused to admit it, but she ended up correcting it herself. It's so funny.