Question: How does it feel to travel from the annual photography competition award ceremony to a black female star on the Internet two thousand years in the blink of an eye?
Jiang Ran, a former outdoor photographer and current survival contestant, said: Thank you for the invitation. I feel pretty good in the rainforest. These future humans are, well, pretty good.
Build a tree house with your bare hands, play with wolves and tease birds, cut bamboo into flutes, and save a few so-called professional players who are running away. No way, no way, there are really people who don't know that burning thyme leaves can repel insects, right?
When the program aired, Jiang Ran exploded on the spot, and the black men knelt down in front of what he had said.
Before: "Jiang Ran is just a bad actor, what does she know about earth culture!"
Now: "I was wrong! You are the messenger who spreads the earth's culture! Can you please stop forbidding me?"
Later, she climbed an erupting volcano, swam underwater with a whale, went to the ice field to play with polar bears, escaped red ant attacks in the Amazon jungle, and traveled through the underground waterfalls of Papua New Guinea...
Interstellar audience: "Dad! Please broadcast more live broadcasts! It's up to you to reshape human civilization!"
"The definition of adventure is that once you embark on the journey you never know what the outcome will be." - Keith. P.
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"I became my own fan"
Question: Do celebrities really know their fans?
Xu Lianjiang: I understand, just become your own fan.
What's the point of blowing a rainbow fart? She can also master her own large size;
Buy endorsements? It doesn't matter, just leave a good impression on the partner;
As for your own fanfics and video cars? After reading it without any change of expression, it's not difficult to say "it smells really good".
Only one thing is bad -
My good sisters in the fan circle always want to have sex with her!
After being rejected three times in a row.
Good sister: Tell the truth, are you a man?
Xu Lianjiang:......
Good sister: It's okay, me too.
Xu Lianjiang:! ! !
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Lu Biehe is a proud and arrogant genius screenwriter in the eyes of outsiders, but no one knows that he is also a loyal fan of Xu Lianjiang.
I have been in the industry for many years, and of course I have good friends.
They have the same views, similar hobbies, talk about everything, and can almost be called soul mates.
The only bad thing is-
Good gay friends in the fandom hate his true identity.
After defending myself three times in a row.
Good gay friend: You are not eating the real CP of ##, are you?
Lubiehe:......
Good gay friends: Have you seen their gay videos?
Lubiehe:? ? ?
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If proud people need to bow their heads, brave people need to step back.
No doubt, it will only be because of you.
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"I am raising a baby in a holographic online game"
The keyboard online game "Family Pets" launched a holographic mode and became a global hit in one day!
Among countless players, the game style of the gold medal animal breeder Ke Qiaoqiao is particularly weird:
While others were solving puzzles and doing tasks, Ke Qiaoqiao chased the kitten all over the street;
While others gain experience in wild maps, Ke Qiaoqiao gives meat to the black panther cubs;
While others were clearing land and breaking dungeons, Ke Qiaoqiao went fishing with a little yellow chicken in his pocket.
PVP relatives and friends: Qiaoqiao, you have no future like this!
Ke Qiaoqiao: When playing games, the most important thing is to have fun.
Ten months later, "Beast Pets" launched a full-server arena competition.
Relatives and friends were bored watching the live broadcast of the game, and suddenly saw Ke Qiaoqiao, and next to her were the familiar cats, black panthers and little yellow chickens.
System report: Player Ke Qiaoqiao carries pets Zhuxia Light Beast, Dragon Pattern Crystal Leopard, and Taichu Fire Phoenix.
Relatives and friends:? ? ?
Isn't this the only top-level animal pet in the entire server?
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Jianghu Express spread all over the world, and the most powerful pet in history, the Taichu Fire Phoenix, was born.
The second-generation rich man who is famous for playing with tickets: "Who is the fire phoenix? You can sell it for any price."
The leader who ranks first in the legion rankings: "You can't protect me even with the fire phoenix. Leave it to me to ensure that you are safe and at full level, and you can run amok in the world."
The terrifying cold-blooded killer: "Do you want to know what it feels like to be hunted?"
Ke Qiaoqiao poked the little yellow chicken that was stuck in her pocket and said, "Hey, are you really that Taichu Fire Phoenix?"
The little yellow chicken pretending to be dead said angrily: "Ji——!"
Purpose: Protect earth culture and inherit human civilization
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After reading this article, I felt something was wrong because there were so many scenes with a baby boy. Finally, the role of the younger brother was a little less, and there was another brother..., So I opened another article by the author. Fortunately, I watched the finale first, and a baby boy was born in the finale. . Scared...
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