After the Face-Slapping System Becomes Sperm [Quick Wear]

Sangsang is a special face-slapping system. ①The cannon fodder sister in ancient romance (ongoing) No matter how many women the emperor has had before, after the destined woman arrives, they will become a pair for life. In the Yu family in Mingcheng, during the Yuanfeng period, the flowers bloomed side by side, and the two sisters were twins with stunning looks. The sisters enter the palace together. The elder sister is pure and kind, and is praised by the world and favored by thousands of people. The younger sister was vicious, was criticized verbally and written, and was banished to the cold palace early. Yu Sangsang wanted to know why her parents loved her, the emperor only loved her, the prince had a crush on her, and even the sweethearts gave up on her, why did the proton from a neighboring country also love her. Yu Juan: Ugh, I never thought of hurting my sister. Sangsang: ... I'm hard. The fist is hard (smile) ②The humble master of the heartthrob heroine The apprentice who had worked so hard to pick it up was in pain like a jewel, but he did not expect that he would fall off the altar in the posture of the Philippine diving team. Disciple Qingjun Wenrun: Master, you shouldn't be so jealous of junior sister. Leader Leng Ruobingshuang: Ling Sangsang, she is your disciple! My fellow junior brother Hu Duzi: Senior sister, you have changed, how can you be so cruel! The leader of the Demon Realm made a killing move: Is it you who caused her to stay away from me? Sangsang: Get out! He deceived his master and destroyed his ancestors with thunder and lightning! Whoever wants to pick this apprentice up can take it away! ③The transparent best friend next to the man who bitch Lin Sangsang was single for nineteen years and finally fell in love for the first time in college. Liu Yi, my best friend for six years, was very interested in this and said that the iron tree was blooming. When they met, they discovered that her boyfriend was Liu Yi's childhood sweetheart. The little brother who is a sweetheart is good to his best friend. He always takes her with him when going on dates. He picks her up when she is drunk at parties. He gives gifts during holidays. He uses his coat and mobile phone casually. Lin Sangsang's real girlfriend is surprisingly living like a mistress. After I couldn't bear to break up, I found something elsewhere. It's not that I'm not attractive, I rely on my "good girlfriends" to stay single. ④The slandered creator of androids Qiao Sangsang, the creator of the bionic man, devoted himself to research and worked tirelessly for the future of mankind, accidentally destroying the capitalist's way of making money. Capitalists from all walks of life were mobilized one after another, and Qiao Sangsang's bizarre crime of "cultivating feelings in androids to destroy humans" was given the green light all the way, and was firmly pinned on her head. Song Ruiqin, the capitalist who contributed the most, happily purchased Qiao Sangsang's technology at a low price and gave his son with gender cognitive impairment a bionic boyfriend. Sangsang: ... It's not your awesomeness that makes me silent, but your shit that makes me speechless. Qiao Sangsang felt that writing about artificial intelligence was enough, but cultivating emotional artificial intelligence was just nonsense. ——It's just that after Sangsang arrived, the missing android in the book not only didn't leave, but also became strange. ⑤The dragon that can never be tamed in the western fantasy world Cinderella lost her glass slipper, Snow White ate the poisoned apple, and Merit Sangsang had to slay the dragon before she could become a saint. Her dear sister Merritt Nana vows to join her on the road. The owl Nana rescued was a mysterious messenger, and the feathers she picked up were the main god's contract. Any man you meet can be Lucifer, and he has already ascended to heaven before he reaches the dragon's home. Nana, who successfully occupied the position of the saint, was so radiant that she completely forgot why she was accompanying her sister. Sang Sang angrily cursed the gods for being blind and fell in love with Nana, a white lotus, but was put under a forbidden curse and jumped off the altar in anger. The dragon she wanted to slay saved her, but unfortunately Sang Sang was depressed at that time and ignored him. ⑥To be determined ※Shura field warning: Sangsang has no heart There is no absolute black and white or good or bad I may disagree with you, but I will always support your right to speak. For demining, please read the author's words in the first chapter Peace Reading Don't like to use the escape key well Mission: Everyone can be who they want to be