The Skeleton Wakes up [Infinite]

Lu Bei is a thousand-year-old skeleton. His daily job is to eat, sleep and run a horror house. He occasionally makes a guest appearance as a skeleton prop in the horror house to scare tourists. One day, after Lubei finished scaring the tourists with sit-ups, he found that he had accidentally entered an escape game. In the desperate situation, which is full of dangers, the woman with the gaping mouth smiles pitifully, one child at a time. The hunk with eight-pack abs was so frightened that he became incontinent on the spot. But Lu Bei excitedly hugged the cracked girl's big mouth, his eyes shining: Wow! You're so good with your big mouth! Come and be a prop for me! Big hunk: Human affairs? When the cursed devil's eye rolls down to the players' feet. Players who have experienced hundreds of battles are afraid of avoiding it: retreat! Retreat! Retreat! But Lu Bei bent down to pick up the eyeball, gently wiped the dust on the eyeball, and then seriously discussed with it: Your eyeball is too worn and the luster is dim. Why don't you come home with me and let me polish it for you? Devil's Eye:? ? ? Just like that, Lu Bei picked up all the scary NPCs in the escape game and took them home one by one like picking up rags. The system couldn't stand it any longer. The adventure completely awakened the most terrifying existence in the world that even the system couldn't fully control, in an attempt to obliterate Lu Bei. However, Lu Bei had just entered the new copy designed for him by the system. Before he could start picking up rags, the terrifying existence ran up to Lu Bei and waggled its tail crazily to please him like a clingy big dog: Baby, do you still lack props at home? Why don't you pick me up too~ Lu Bei's first reaction: Who are you? Lu Bei's second reaction: Who is the baby? Lu Bei's third reaction: No! You don't look too scary! The system and all the weirdos:………… Horrible existence:………… After a long, long time, Lu Bei finally began to repent of saying that a certain existence was not scary. At that time, Lu Bei was hiding all over the room while grabbing his unbuttoned clothes, saying in a panic: Don't come over here! ! ! It really scared the baby to death! PS: ① Infinite flow is a serious nonsense, relaxed and mindless, and cannot be taken seriously. ②Gong is a maniac who loves his wife, and has some BT attributes. ③ Shou is a skeleton, very popular with ghosts in the dungeon world, and has no taboo eating habits, in every sense of the word. ④I'll add more as I think of it ———————————— Purpose: Treat every job with utmost dedication~