Shi Yang, as a mermaid, forced himself to sleep with the protagonist, stepped on the protagonist's body, and attempted death countless times before finally reaching the end of the plot - wandering around the world with his cub.
Feeling the pitiful breakup fee in his pocket, Shi Yang opened an aquarium at the end of the alley, with the sign saying:
Baby mermaid, perform online, you can touch it, but you have to pay extra.
An aquarium in a broken alley in Nancheng has become popular recently. It is said that there is a cub mermaid in the aquarium. It will not only make the audience and sisters happy, but also perform a full set of radio gymnastics in the water.
The owner of the aquarium is an overly beautiful young man. He likes to sit in front of the water tank with a fishing rod and catch the baby mermaid whenever he has nothing to do. His melancholy and delicate profile attracts more and more... High-quality customers?
Top singer: He is my muse.
Mixed-race painter: My paintings come alive because of him.
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Shi Yang was extremely moved by showing off and getting rich: "Ten thousand photos together, scan the QR code here, thank you for your cooperation."
On this day, a variety show was recorded in this aquarium.
As the big boss behind the show, Gu Mingli was invited to participate in the opening ceremony.
As soon as they entered the door, the little mermaid in the water tank jumped out of the water, shook its tail, and said softly: "Rake! Rake!"
Gu Mingli: "?"
Everyone: "?"
The little mermaid continued: "Abandoning wife and son! Abandoning wife and son!"
Gu Mingli: "?"
Attracted by the sound, the owner of the aquarium opened the door curtain, revealing a face that was prettier than all the celebrities present.
He frowned slightly as he looked at the scene in front of him, and said in a clear voice: "Don't take it seriously, the mermaid stand-up comedy is over. Bosses want to hear it, there is also a shark version, a whale version, um... A salmon version?"
Everyone: "..."
Gu Mingli: "..."
As a good mermaid in the 21st century, Shiyang prepares three fish dishes every day:
1. Observe disciplines and laws.
2. Try our best to prevent illegal employment of fish labor.
3. But my colleague is really delicious.
The tyrant of a wealthy family is super powerful and offensive
Reading tips:
1. Suffering is not in line with traditional human morality and is poorly presented. Gong just feels like taking this bite [bushi.
2. Let yourself go and be happy. Happy New Year.
Intention: Love life and make progress every day.