One
Xia Youjie: "I understand, but I still don't quite understand."
Xia Youjie: "Why is Liangmian Sunuo so kind to Fushiguro Megumi?"
Wife: "..."
Me: "..."
Gojo Satoru: "? Wait a minute, obviously it's more important who is the child in my belly, right??"
Me: "?? How do I know who it belongs to."
Me: "I just know it's gone."
Two
Wife: "It seems that this is the problem of this world. Xanxus, please prepare a backup plan."
Me: "Here we go, don't be afraid of trash, it's a Mary Sue."
Me: "Look at my lovelove bang bang."
Three
Me: "Okay, what's your name?"
She said: "Central Plains singer, just call her singer."
Wife: "... But there are seven words on your file."
Wife: Be careful*
Her: "…………"
She: "... The singer from the Central Plains is 1.6 Meters tall."
Me: "…"
Me: Tactical fallback*
Her: "Everyone take a step back and understand, thank you."
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Inexplicably, I traveled through time.
I became Kibutsuji Muzan. I was in the wilderness for some reason, and I was incredibly lonely. Then I recognized my best friend.
Oh my god, she is Enichi Tsukuni!
... When the curse fell to the ground and I became blind, I was really not afraid at all, because I knew that my wife must be holding the strongest identity card in her hands. Then I looked down and saw a beautiful woman with white hair and blue eyes reflected on the lake.
... Good guy, Gojo Satoru is actually me.
…………?
Then what is my wife! ! ?
■Ma Jiawen, don't lose your horse.
■There are CPs of allXall mentioned, and even cult men, but the main characters are all straight men. There is no real CP except official matching! The two protagonists are an upright socialist sisterhood!
■You may see: a large number of excessive remarks, complaints with too many elements, character breakdown, chaotic jokes, etc. (It's a female fan, run away. Jpg)
Intention: Road to the underworld! People from this world! ! !