If I want to talk about the most proud thing in my life, I can't even mention the day when Halley's Comet hit the earth; if I want to talk about the people chasing me, 80% of them line up from my door to Obama's house; if I want to talk about the assets on my bank card, even Bill Gates can only stay away.
The above is absolutely true, but it is slightly deviated from the facts: The thing I am most proud of is the amount of money I owe. I definitely had countless bills on the day Halley's Comet hit the earth. The people who chased me are all debt collectors, and they are definitely no less than the Obama family. When I saw a negative sign in front of Bill Gates' asset number, Bill Gates was stunned even if he didn't.
With all that debt, I don't have to worry about anyone caring about me. Flying here and there every day, my little life was much more fulfilling. As for where the debt came from, I only know that on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, a certain woman, that is, me, suddenly the small universe exploded, and all the sixth, seventh, and eighth senses came over me, and I received lottery winning notifications from all over the world in one day. For this reason, I specially invited my best friend Xiaobai to a restaurant for a meal, which caused a massive hemorrhage. However, God always likes to joke. When I held my bank card and started swiping, I realized, oh my lady ga ga! There was a minus sign in front of the number!
When I got used to the days of running around, God, he saw the fairy fainted and hit the pillar, and then I was thrown back to ancient times! Sky! They are all die-hards, so how can I live? ! ! !
Conception: