Zhuge Yun: "Your Majesty, the Minister of Rites said that you have reached the age to choose a concubine."
Zhou Chuxiao: "I don't like women."
Zhuge Yun: "?"
Zhou Chuxiao: "What I like best is male sex."
Zhuge Yun said with difficulty: "What about choosing a male concubine?"
Zhou Chuxiao: "The candidate is already available."
Zhuge Yun asked: "Who?"
Zhou Chuxiao: "You."
Purpose: Men wear women's clothing