If You Don't Leave, I Will Never Abandon You in This Life
你若不离,此生不弃
by Hilarious Bugs (爆笑虫子)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 113k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Look at the happy life of the heroine Xiao Ye. Xiao Ye: Playing online games, practicing judo, basketball, table tennis, tennis, billiards, and sports games, you can do anything, it's amazing, no matter how evil you are, you can do anything; Watch the heroine Xiao Ye's counterattack after getting into a prestigious school, raising her son, starting a business, and overpowering the male fans. Male protagonist Song Liting: If you can't beat the game, you can seek revenge from your wife. Anyway, you are thick-skinned and there is no shame in admitting that your skills are inferior to others; But..., Fight? ? ? How can you lose? ? As a man! ! ! You can only lose to your wife in a fight. You are so powerful outside, but your wife is the biggest at home. 1. Song Liting gritted his teeth: "You are sick. I am a man. Why do I like men?" Xiao Ye was surprised: "You didn't know? Men can also like men. There is a word called "homosexual". Xiao Ye looked incredulous. Dare I ask if such a novice will still exist in the future? "Don't know. "Song Liting was not angry. "You don't know about homosexuality? I still don't know if I like a boy or a girl! "Xiao Ye continued to ask shamelessly. "Shut up. "Song Liting has a black face "You don't express yourself clearly, how do I know what you mean? "Xiao Ye looked innocent. There was a little person in my heart who was pounding the table, hahahahaha... It was so funny, my face turned green. I didn't expect it would be so fun to tease him. "Hmph! ! ! Let you mess with me, let you pretend to be serious, and act more like an adult than me. "Xiao Ye thought to himself 2. "Haah... Song Liting, let go, I hate this move of yours the most. "Xiao Ye's armpits are the most ticklish. "This will be the family law in our family from now on. If you laugh at your man's jokes, we will serve you according to the family law. "Song Liting let go of his hand and whispered in her ear threateningly. Xiao Jing covered his face and couldn't even look at it. He was just a 1,000-watt light bulb. He hesitated for a moment, then silently went to the outer hall to get some food and ran to his room to eat. Xiao Ye glared and threatened: "Don't tickle me. " "Don't watch your man's jokes. "After Xiao Jing left, Song Liting became even more unscrupulous. "Shit, you dare to call yourself a man before your hair has even grown. "Xiao Ye roared angrily. Song Liting raised his eyebrows, "It seems like we still have to take care of our family. "While Xiao Ye was not paying attention, he choked Xiao Ye with lightning speed. "Ah... Hahaha... Ah... Haha... Song Liting, let me go. Do you want to fight? I won't be beaten for three days." "Xiao Ye began to struggle, but her ticklish flesh was like a mechanism that controlled her body. She could no longer control it once she pressed it. "If you dare to hit me, I will tell my aunt about domestic violence. "Song Liting chuckled "Fuck you, this stinker is shameless. " Among thousands of articles, it is fate that you see me. Carrots and cabbage, everyone has their own preferences, Buddha said, just let it happen! Intention: Redefine all the regrets after rebirth