Hook hanging
No change allowed for a hundred years
Lian Bian Lian
You and I agree for three hundred years
Who is ninety-seven years old?
Waiting on the Naihe Bridge for three years
Teenage jokes cannot be taken seriously after all
--------The writing is mediocre, please forgive me [Kneel down and hold the lid of the pot
I don't have the courage to write it down TAT
This article is a spoof article disguised as literature and art. To be precise, I hope to make it more funny--
Also, I changed the title, the heroine's name and everything, eh
don't hit me