Kawasaki Satoru is a standard male protagonist in Japanese light novels.
A nerd, a gaming boss, and a virgin die young because they saved someone.
Before he died, an RPG option suddenly appeared in the garbage game of life——
[If you had the chance to be reincarnated, what kind of creature would you like to be?]
A. A skeleton that can be blown down by a gust of wind
B. Slime like cannon fodder
C. Weak spider
D. Amputated finger with manicure
Kawasaki looked devastated. Can't I be a decent person in my next life?
[Okay, the arrangements are made.
Kawasaki, who was reincarnated as a human, looked happy, but——
Rimuru·Moe King·Dragon Demon Sticky Star God Body: "A cannon fodder-like slime?"
Ainz Bone King, King of the Undead: "A skeleton that falls over when blown?"
Bai Zhi·The Immortal Spider Queen: "Weak spider?"
Two-faced Su Nuo·King of Curses: "A severed finger with a manicure?"
Kawasaki Satoru (showing MMP in his smile): Okay, I regret it. Can I start my life over again?
Fortunately, his friend who had been working hand in hand did not give up and comforted him gently: "Humans are pretty good, aren't they? At least I don't want to die in love with weird things."
Kawasaki Satoru: qaq
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One day, the male protagonists of the reincarnation series decided to hold an exchange meeting to share their achievements.
Bone King: "That's it, I have a villain force, and I fight with the air every day."
King Meng: "That's right, I have a kingdom of monsters, and I'm fighting to become a monster king."
Spider: "That's right, I have a grandmother, and I work hard not to be killed by my grandmother."
Finger: "That's right. I don't know what I'm doing. After all, I'm in someone else's stomach."
Having accomplished nothing, Kawasaki Satoru looked left and right. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly realized, and said shyly:
"It's like this. I have a wife who is super smart, beautiful and immune to supernatural powers. I am fighting for our happy future!"
A group of singles who either have no hardware or whose wives are dead: ... I feel offended.
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Little knowledge: The cute king was called Mikami Satoru before he traveled through time, the Bone King was called Suzuki Satoru before he traveled through time, and the strongest spellcaster was called Gojo Satoru.
So, you get the idea :)
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*Skeletons, slimes, and spider stalks come from the comment area below. They are not original and the similarities are purely coincidental√
A funny sand-glyph article written by Wu Gang to make meme after following the episode, third person, ooc warning, cp dazai, if you like it, please bookmark it~
Purpose: You only have one life. If you miss it, you will never come back. Cherish your life and don't regret it.
