I am a cat, an incomparably cute little kitten.
Every day, countless human beings are captured by my beauty and rush to offer me delicacies. I tell them to keep their hands wet with rain and dew, to look at other kittens, and not to pet me, but they don't listen. They just pamper me and pamper me. What can I do? I can only condescend and allow them to massage my shoulders and groom me.
Wryyy you guys, don't tell cats everything. Can ordinary cats understand? Will they comfort you and let you stroke your fur? I don't have any self-awareness, and I know that the joys and sorrows of human beings have nothing to do with me... Even if you are so noisy, I will not sympathize with you! !
Okay, okay, I'll let you touch it, but only for a while.
The time has come, well, let's see which lucky human being will get my favor next time, oh, it's him... What? Is he cold? No! Even if you turn into ashes, you have to come back to life!
Ha? Are you saying that ordinary cats shouldn't have the ability to bring people back to life?
... Who told you that I am an ordinary cat?
I have clearly said that I am an incomparably cute little kitten.
Purpose: Treat the disease first, then fall in love.