I'm an NPC and I Can't Understand the Player's Words

[The new article "Card Life" next door has been opened, everyone is welcome to read it] Jiang Fan died and was reincarnated into the family of an ancient small landowner. He thought he had traveled to the world of ancient Chinese novels, holding a script designed by the little landowner; One day, he suddenly saw someone wielding a sword and riding the wind to save his life like a hero. He instantly thought that he had traveled to the world of martial arts, and was planning to experience the dream of being a son and daughter in the world of martial arts and become a generation of heroes who eliminate evil and promote good; However, his dream of being in the world has not yet begun. The hero took out a spirit-testing stone and asked everyone to line up to test the spirit roots. So, he knew that this was the world of cultivating immortals. However, when he saw a group of little carrots, circling their hands, pretending to be adults, and saying something he didn't understand. He... Finally... Discovered later that this was a holographic game world... ———————————————— Pre-received article 1: "The time and space tour group has started" [The character of the little devil is attacked by the real archangel] Since the "Time and Space Law" passed the rule of cross-time and space travel, Wanjieshu's time and space exchange business has become more and more difficult to do. Bankruptcy is imminent, and the boss has to develop new business, so the Giant Panda Time and Space Travel Company was born! Travel companies have launched a variety of tours that can meet the needs of different people, such as: Lifespan Group: You can extend your precarious life; Health Group: You can get rid of the pain of illness; Love group: You can have unforgettable love; Thrill group: you can experience the excitement that you will never forget; ... Wait. Jiang Ting is a novice tour guide of a time and space tour group. His mission is to ensure that every passenger who joins the time and space tour comes and returns with enjoyment. However, there are always some travelers who like to go back on their word and deliberately give bad reviews. Therefore, he changed his service attitude. From then on, his service with a smile was perfect! ! Excerpt 1: "What did you just say?" "I said, I won't go to that time and space tour group of yours." "I don't think I heard you clearly, please say it again." Jiang Ting stared at him and asked again. "I said! I won't join that damn time and space group of yours, do you hear me clearly?" The man opposite smiled happily, as if he was proud of himself for going back on his word. "Yes, I heard you clearly." After saying that, Jiang Ting kicked him off the yacht. "In this case, then this so-called free life-saving service will naturally be taken back." Jiang Ting looked at the man plopping in the sea with an expressionless face, watching the man struggling in the sea. "Help!!" "I'm going, I'm going!" "Help me quickly!" Ten minutes later, the man who was taken back to the yacht again looked at Jiang Ting, who was smiling carelessly in front of him, and could not help but hug himself tightly and tremble. ———— Snippet 2: Jiang Ting was waving a cute little flag with a giant panda printed on it. With the other hand, he clicked on the time travel itinerary, showed a standard smile with eight teeth, and said: "... Day 1 of the itinerary: Arrive at the Science and Technology World at coordinates (α2345, β5432) → pick up and drop off by a local car → check into the Science and Technology World Super Hotel Day 2-3 of the itinerary: Science and Technology Park Island → Paradise Forest Park → Check in... Itinerary... The above are the main things for this trip. Do you have any objections?" Having said this, Jiang Ting once again showed a standard eight-tooth smile, smiling very happily. When everyone behind him saw this familiar smile, they hugged themselves tightly, trembled, and shook their heads. Seeing everyone shaking their heads, Jiang Ting became even happier, and took everyone on the ark of time and space travel with brisk steps. He thought beautifully, well, his service with a smile today must be perfect again! A certain man passed by carrying a long sword, and the group of people suddenly looked at him with tearful eyes as if they had a savior. He scratched his head, looked at the triumphant person, and spread his hands┑(￣Д￣)┍: What can he do? I can only pamper him! —————————— Preliminary article 2: "All mankind depends on cheats to survive [Doomsday]" All Humanity Version Demonic energy invades, doomsday approaches, what should we do if the world becomes gamified? Don't be afraid, we have cheats! No place to live? The plug-in connects to the fragmented space, and from then on humans have a base Can't defeat the monster? The plug-in enters combat mode, and with a few swishes, corpses are everywhere on the ground. ... So what else do humans need to do? Take back the earth and rebuild your home! —————————— Protagonist version December 21, 2021 The barrier is broken again; Ye Shi suddenly felt something in his heart, and his spiritual energy filled his head. Then, a cold voice sounded from his ears: "Ding, congratulations to player number 000825 for loading the Animist Game Assist System version 1.0. Now scan the player's physical attributes... Ding, scanning completed... Player 000825 attributes are as follows: Endurance 4, physical strength 5, intelligence 7, agility 5, strength 7, comprehension 5. The overall strength value is 33. The initial aura value is 500. " The end is coming, a new era is coming, and the animistic auxiliary system (plug-in) is online! Concept: When you look at the world optimistically, all the accidents in life are like cookies.