[Irregular articles on cultivating immortality]
[This is a story about a salted fish who is forced to upgrade to fight monsters]
Li Yu thought that she was a child who worked diligently in the fields all her life.
Until she was five years old, her father said:
"Daughter, the goddess predicted that there is a great villain who will destroy the world. Only you can save the world, so dad will teach you exclusive magic from now on!"
Li Yu, who was lying on the ground and playing in the mud, was confused.
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Li Yu: I don't want to cultivate immortality or save the world, I just want to farm.
System 01: No, kiss, you will die suddenly.
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When ordinary monks study hard and stay up late to improve their cultivation.
Li Yu lay on the big bed and fell asleep.
When ordinary monks fight to the death with mobs in order to pass the trial, they fight to the death.
Li Yu cheered and shouted 666 from the side.
"If Li Yu doesn't practice hard and doesn't kill monsters to level up, then why is this waste left in Xuanqing Mountain?"
"Hey, don't tell me, there is a mysterious reason here. No matter how difficult or terrible the extermination is, as long as you take her with you, you can always turn danger into good luck and escape."
"It is rumored that a group of young monks once encountered a country-destroying demon, and they were killed by a small fireball thrown by the monk!"
"There are also rumors that when you were lost in the maze of ruins, you actually saw an exit that opened through the wall and led directly to the outside world."
"There are also rumors that when he was wandering around in the Dark Night Forest waiting to die, he actually wandered directly to the center of Silver Moon Lake."
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Until one day, they saw the rumored gangster with their own eyes.
Clear away the dense sea of monsters with one click, leaving only dead bodies.
Beat the arrogant and shouting natural disaster demon until it shrinks into a ball like a quail.
Fellow Taoist, you are so powerful and domineering.
How can there be any God's blessing and good luck surrounding me?
It's just that I was forced by others and had a hard life, so I had to cheat.
Intention: Beautiful and salty fish, don't want to work hard