[The tomboy heroine who is so nervous that she can run a horse × the scheming green tea beauty hero]
Also known as: In the future, when the children ask their parents where they first met, everyone else will talk about romance. Only your parents can hold back a sentence: "We went to the wrong room in the brothel and your mother found out that your father was doing something with a man♂"
"Born in the same year, the same month and the same day? My dear, this is not the Taoyuan Three's sworn brotherhood. Your Highness, are you trying to win over me?"
This woman, Lu Zili, really doesn't leave any room for sensationalism.
Zhou Lei gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do about her, "I mean I have a fate with the girl."
Lu Zili nodded and rolled up his sleeves, "Okay, let's find a peach garden and build a statue of Guan Gong. We will be brothers from now on."
To describe Lu Zili as maverick is already a euphemism. The old pedants called her unruly, and the quiet rich ladies called her vulgar.
Although Lu Zili behaves vulgarly, his IQ is indeed top-notch, so naturally he doesn't look down on this group of people. However, there were so many rumors about this that the girl felt a little uncomfortable.
Lu Zili: "It's impossible!"
"Isn't it vulgar to climb trees to fish and dig out bird eggs?"
Zhou Lei shook his head, peeled a walnut and fed it to her, "How come? This is called boldness."
"Isn't this barbaric for the first place in hunting with guns and sticks and fighting with brothers to vent your anger when you have nothing to do?"
Zhou Lei shook his head, "How could it be? This is called true temperament."
"Walking around a brothel and listening to Miss Yingying singing songs, is this called lust?"
"How could it be?" Zhou Hao held it in for a long time, his handsome face twitching, and finally said: "It's a shame to be a good person."
This guy Zhou Lei has a worse drinking capacity than her. He was so drunk that he started talking nonsense after just one small drink. Lu Zili put him on the ground and dragged him all the way home, but the man actually started to cry.
"Princess, I am very happy with you, but I didn't expect that you only treat me as a buddy."
The man burst into tears and showed his vulnerable side, like a little fox turning its belly.
"How could that happen?" Lu Zili scratched his belly, "You and I are still accomplices, grasshoppers on a rope... Eh? Why did you leave?"
Concept: Thoughts on the status of women