The Unlucky Days of Blocking Peach Blossoms
挡桃花的那段倒霉日子
by Gold Plated Spindle (镀金锭子)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 11k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Lighthearted
Synopsis
During her lifetime, Wang Duanduan was an older young woman who did not fight or grab, and had no competitive spirit. My only hobby is reading books. After she read the transformation masterpiece of the Queen of Ancient Words, she was disappointed, but she couldn't bear to criticize the author she had liked for many years. She just browsed the reviews in the post bar and liked a negative review, but her mouse suddenly lost power. Then I came to this invincible Mary Sue heroine torture novel. She became the little magpie, the crybaby maid who only acts as a hindrance to the heroine. Wang Duanduan suffered a myocardial infarction. In order to complete the ultimate task of transforming a sad novel into a happy novel, Wang Duanduan formulated a detailed plan to revise the novel. The heroine in the happy novel only needs a career, and love is just an embellishment. First, resist the heroine's bad love and cut off the relationship between her and the scumbag hero from the root. Second, change the heroine's love brain, enhance the heroine's career ambition, and make the heroine become famous. Third, change the heroine's virgin physique, darken it appropriately, and become a thoroughly refreshing heroine. However, because this book is too Mary Sue, and the heroine has too many rotten peach blossoms, the little magpie unfortunately got stuck in the first step. In desperation, I can only do it myself, act as a matchmaker, and completely modify the relationship line. When she thought she had persuaded the cruel and scumbag male protagonist, shielded the perverted and vicious second male protagonist, reconciled with the naughty male third, and the male number N who used various methods to reshape the emotional line, leading the female protagonist to the pinnacle of her life. All the plot suddenly fell into disarray, and a group of beautiful men rushed towards her. The scumbag hero grabbed her neck and said, "I want to grow old with you." The second fierce man tied her wrist and said, "I want to marry you." The third crazy man dragged her braid, "I want to gallop with you." The little magpie realized that he had no luck and ran away overnight, but was picked up by the fourth man who suddenly appeared. "The moonlight is very beautiful tonight. I want to chat with you about my life ideals." The little magpie hugged the heroine's thigh and burst into tears, "Holy Mother, please take me away." The heroine waved her feather spear and said in an awe-inspiring manner, "I am here to support the country, no matter how difficult it is for you to accept your honor." Small Theater (1) The scumbag male protagonist held the little magpie's hand and said lovingly, "Although I have failed everyone in the world, you are the only one I am willing to treat each other sincerely." Little Magpie: "Ugh~ I'm sorry, my stomach has been bad recently and I can't stand the stimulation." The scumbag male protagonist said affectionately, "It's okay, I'll warm your belly." (2) The little magpie was sitting on the ground with a bunch of people, throwing cards, chatting about the gossip they heard from the palace, when suddenly he felt someone pulling his clothes. The little magpie had trouble catching the cards and stared back impatiently. The second fierce man was standing next to her very aggrievedly, holding her favorite sweet-scented osmanthus cake in her hand. The little magpie ignored him. Seeing her getting closer and closer to others, the perverted male lead directly grabbed her by the back and moved her one meter back. (3) "Magpie, magpie, magpie." The little magpie was disgusted by the voice of the crazy man three and had black lines on his face, "If you have anything to say, please tell me!" "It's getting cold. Do you need a bed warmer in Que'er's room? Our body temperature is very high. If you don't believe it, touch it and see." The crazy milk dog couldn't wait to show off her chest muscles. The little magpie raised his dagger. (4) "Magpie, none of the thousands of stars tonight can compare to your charming features." "Sorry, I just went blind." The fourth man paused while shaking his fan, "I really miss the days when we drank and talked happily together." "Sorry, I'm allergic to alcohol." "Well, I really like the silver hairpin you wear on your head." "Sorry, this is ironclad." Reading Guide The heroine has the attributes of Neptune, one-to-many, but in the end there is only one official partner, and there will be prizes for guessing correctly. Not bad at the heroine of the original book. CP is a big mess, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, you can have it as you like. Intention: Self-reliance, self-reliance, adaptability to changes