Before he could fully enjoy the beautiful life in the summer, Deng Qishu was recalled to the beautiful countryside by a phone call.
He stared at the "wolf cub" who was about the same height as him.
Deng Qishu: Let me take him? Impossible! I can't even take care of myself.
Later, a certain uncle lay comfortably in a rocking chair and lived an old life 50 years later:
"Duan Jian, go get me a glass of 37-degree boiled water."
"Duan Jian, the sun is shining on me here, come and move me somewhere."
"Duan Jian, I heard that the girl next door is quite handsome. Go and bring her to me."
Duan Junyue was silent for three seconds, borrowed the most beautiful clothes from the girl next door, and stood in front of Deng Qishu: "Brother, am I beautiful?"
Deng Qishu squirted out a mouthful of 37-degree water: "Duan Jian!"
PS: This article is 1V1, Shuang Jie, Deng Qishu Shou, Duan Junyue Gong, under the year
Duan Jian, Duan Junyue, and Duan Zhishan are all the same person, as will be explained in the article.
If there are any more questions, I will add them. The meeting is adjourned!
Purpose: Establish correct socialist core values