Entrusted by her sister Xiang Nuan, Xiang Xi got up at four o'clock one morning to attend a book signing for a well-known anchor.
When it was Xiang Xi's turn, Xiang Xi was too sleepy to find Bei.
The handsome guy looked at him with a smile: "Hello, what are you signing?"
Thinking about her sister's advice, Xiang Xi said directly, "Husband, just sign and hope that your salary will be doubled, your happiness will be doubled, and your weight will be reduced by half."
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The handsome guy's smile froze.
Later, a passerby took a girl to play games to improve her score.
The girl was so unskilled that she had to play in the middle. The one who was forced to play support was beaten until she suffocated and was forced to help the shooter resist damage. I couldn't help but open the mic enthusiastically: "If you don't know how to play, can we quietly be an assistant?"
Passerby A was angry, this is the girl I brought! He typed: "At least he has someone to take care of him, do you have one?"
At this moment, Ye Wang, who had been quietly brushing red and blue buffs, suddenly opened his mic: "Who said he didn't?"
Ye Wang coughed twice: "Baby, come to me."
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Intention: Love is so sweet!