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1. Ning Yelan always thought that he was just an ordinary cow horse, until one day a voice suddenly came out in his mind: What the hell is this at the beginning of this book?
Ning Yelan:? Who is the beginning? Why start?
Only then did he realize that the world he thought was normal was actually a novel written by a writer from a higher dimension.
Currently, this novel only has an outline and a one-sentence summary - Ning Yelan is the protagonist who shoulders the important task of saving mankind.
Ning Yelan: Huh? Me?
Ning Yelan: Then don't even think about putting your novel on the shelves.
2. The author told Ning Yelan that the abilities set for you can collect weird things from classic urban ghost stories, such as Pen Fairy, Kayako, Slit Girl, Bloody Mary, etc.
Ning Yelan was very interested, so he followed the author's outline and collected the monsters one by one.
Then the style of painting became——
Ning Yelan: Pen Fairy, Pen Fairy, help me calculate when I will become rich?
Pen Fairy (circling on paper): After death.
Ning Yelan: Can it be done a little earlier?
Bixian wrote: Yes, I will help you die now.
Ning Yelan: Sadako, Sadako, do me a favor.
Sadako (climbing out of the TV): Who are you scaring? Or your boss?
Ning Yelan: No, no, please help me find out what's wrong with the router. Yes, it's right next to your hair.
Ning Yelan: Mary Mary Mary.
Bloody Mary (appears in the mirror with blood on her face): Speak.
Ning Yelan: How about my new hairstyle? Can I pursue the high school beauty?
Bloody Mary: Like the hero of the novel.
Ning Yelan: Satisfied.
Bloody Mary: I read Danmei novels.
3. Under the encouragement of the author in his mind, Ning Yelan worked hard to develop his own forces in order to cope with the upcoming battle to defend human civilization.
Finally, the day of the decisive battle arrived as promised.
Ning Yelan summoned all the weird things and was ready to go.
However, he was horrified to discover that the villain boss was actually the boss he never saw before!
Ning Yelan often sent ghosts to scare him, although the godly boss was not afraid. He also refilled the pen fairy's ink, styled Sadako, and bought a luxury skirt for Bloody Mary.
Author's command: The big boss is allergic to your saliva, hurry up, give him a kiss!
The author is excited: Yes! Then he turned around and left, playing hard to get!
The more Ning Yelan followed, the more he felt something was wrong.
Author: Huh? Didn't I tell you that I wrote a danmei novel?
Author (shy): Oops, I didn't fully think about it at the beginning. As you know, an outline is just an outline. Everything will change before the article is written.
Ning Yelan:? ? ?
Bloody Mary painted her nails elegantly: "I told you earlier."
-The cover will meet new ones
-2026/3/19
Intention: This could be the day I die for you