Huang San'er is about to pass a hundred years of cultivation. As long as he asks three people for a seal, he can take off his animal body and cultivate into a human form.
After successfully obtaining two mouth seals, he was only missing the last one before he could obtain the Tao and transform. Unexpectedly, a thunder struck and Huang San'er traveled through time.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw a white human being riding underneath him. Huang Saner's body rushed forward before his reason: "Do you think I look like a human being?"
The man's handsome face darkened: "Get out of here."
This was the last hope. How could Huang San'er give up? He grabbed the man's shoulders and bared his teeth: "Do you think I look like a human being?"
"... You look like a dead person to me."
? ? ? I have never heard of such an answer in the scripts passed down from generation to generation.
Is this considered successful or not?
It inadvertently lowered its head and saw a pair of white, tender and slender hands, which grew on itself.
Transformed!
Huang San'er was overjoyed. He stretched out his hand and patted the face of the man below him, as if it was a gift: "For the sake of helping me achieve enlightenment, you welcome me to your home as a guardian immortal. I will keep your home peaceful and make you a fortune every day."
"Get out!"
You two-legged beast, you dare to talk to this great immortal like this. Huang San'er bared his teeth fiercely and rushed forward, feeling heat rising in his body.
Huang Saner stared in confusion and groaned: "You smell so good, I want to eat you..."
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Attack perspective
The wealthy boss Zong Chengrui hates three types of people the most in his life: those who are hooligans and unscrupulous, those who commit crimes at any cost, and those who are pretentious and show off.
Unexpectedly, the horse stumbled and hit the road, and was drugged by an unknown starlet and crawled into bed.
Seeing that he was about to lose his virginity, the little star suddenly raised his head and said something shocking: "Do you think I am a human being?"
"For the sake of helping me achieve enlightenment, you welcome me to your home to be the Immortal Protector. I will ensure the peace of your home and make you a fortune every day."
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Okay, so all three are taken care of.
Zong Chengrui couldn't bear it with a dark face: "Get out."
"You smell so good, I want to eat you."
The little star came up to him and rolled into his heart with all his teeth and claws.
What can Mr. Zong, who is cold and restrained in front of others, do if he encounters such a little goblin who doesn't act according to common sense? I can only lose my virginity and find my heart again.
Hot on the outside and even hotter on the inside × Hot on the outside and hot on the inside
Reading guide:
1. Those with disabled legs will be cured.
2. Sleep first and then fall in love. You will lose your virginity whenever you meet. The kind of person who attacks but is raped.
3. Same-sex marriageable background.
4. The emotional plot is half and half, Ah Huang also wants to pursue a career
5. The original owner of the time travel is not dead, and the original owner is the deputy CP
Finally, I would like to thank the kind-hearted wife of bs for making the cover, I really like it~
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[Pre-receipt] "Doomsday Frenzy Little Mushroom"
[Copywriting] At that time, the apocalypse had not yet come. In the hot summer, Xu Xingyi was lying on the sofa with his legs crossed and posted on WeChat: "If you want to be a little mushroom, you don't have to do anything, just hold an umbrella and be in a daze."
Many years later, half of Xu Xingyi's wish came true.
He really turned into a mushroom, but without an umbrella.
But at least in this world of cannibalism,
He can eat himself.
Ps: 1. An apocalyptic setting where alien worlds invade and alien beasts run rampant.
2. Unconventional rebirth, only a memory of the end of the world.
Intention: Only when you have a bottom line in your heart can your soul have a direction
Reader comments
Saw the update: I'm here to beat up the enemy guest——
Then I fell into another idea??
Alas, I have really been following this article from the beginning. I have witnessed that it is locked from one to Thursday, and it cannot be included in the list. It went from being full of passion to starting to fail... Even the article next door has stopped updating. Emmmmm, will you continue to write it?
The translation is very good, I want to read the follow-up
What a cool dimensionality reduction attack. There are many new terms.
Teacher, where have you been? Are you coming back? [Crying]
Saw the update: I'm here to beat up the enemy guest—— Then I fell into another idea??
Alas, I have really been following this article from the beginning. I have witnessed that it is locked from one to Thursday, and it cannot be included in the list. It went from being full of passion to starting to fail... Even the article next door has stopped updating. Emmmmm, will you continue to write it?
The translation is very good, I want to read the follow-up
What a cool dimensionality reduction attack. There are many new terms.
Teacher, where have you been? Are you coming back? [Crying]
Eddie respects me