After Passing Through the Book, the Top and Best Actors Are at My Disposal

[Advance collection of "Straight Female Valkyrie Becomes Popular in the Entertainment Circle after She Crosses Books", please collect it! The copy is below] [Advance receipt of "Reunion?" Urban Love [This article is funny and slanted, so it's sweet and can be read with confidence! As an all-around movie queen, Qin Qiong is good at singing, dancing and creating. Due to a car accident, she was transformed into the body of an 18th-tier actor who was notorious, had a lot of black material, had embarrassing acting skills, and sang like a ghost and cried like a wolf. Qin Qiong: "..." I have never been such a waste in my previous life! As a result, Qin Qiong washed away her grievances and returned to the entertainment industry. The official announcement of the first drama photo attracted ridicule from the entire Internet. Haters: Another drama was ruined by Qin Qiong. Her winking acting skills are enough to make me laugh for ten thousand years! After the show aired. The black fan's jaw dropped in shock: Is this... Qin Qiong? Is this acting real? Attend a New Year's Eve concert. Haters: Lip-syncing, as long as you have a mouth! Suddenly the accompaniment disappeared and I finished listening to Qin Qiong singing a cappella. The black fan's face was so painful from being beaten: Is this the voice of an angel kiss? ? ? Invited to the catwalk. Black fans: What kind of temperament do you have when walking on the catwalk? Do you have that strength? Qin Qiong was dressed in white and had a fairy spirit. Black fans have quietly changed their accounts and joined Qin Qiong's fan group. Qin Qiong Qin Qiong! Picturesque! The end of the road is just for you! One day, there was a scandal with the actor. Reporter: I would like to ask Mr. Si, if the scandal is true? Si Chen sneered: Is my vision so bad? Fans of Si Chen's girlfriend: Qin Qiong is not worthy! After some time, the actor who rarely posted anything posted on Weibo. ——@Qinqiong: You are not bad, it is my vision that is not good. Si Chen's girlfriend fan:? ? ? Qin Qiong also posted on Weibo. ——@Sichen: Very knowledgeable and self-aware [death smile] Si Chen's girlfriend fan and Qin Qiong's true love fan:? ? ? 1. If there is no prototype, please do not substitute it. 2. Please remind me of logic bugs ——Advance receipt copy—— "The straight female Valkyrie became famous in the entertainment industry after passing through the book" After the war god Xu Xingxing died in the fire, he wore the book and passed it on to the cannon fodder female partner. As a comparison group for the heroine of the original book, Xu Xingxing acted like a delicate little woman in various ways: Acting coquettishly to a married male star for no reason. Join the group for ninety days, and use a substitute for eighty-nine days. In variety shows, I can't even hold a spoonful of water. All in all, as long as Xu Xingxing is mentioned, netizens will be filled with unlucky looks! Knowing everything, while recording a variety show, Xu Xingxing, who had just traveled through time, was so angry that his veins popped out and he smashed three solid bricks with one punch. Stars: What happened? Netizens: Damn it? ? ? Xu Xingxing, who was disgusted by the original owner's behavior: Go to hell, Jian! Celebrities:? ? ? Netizen 1: What just beeped? Netizen 2: The mouth shape looks like the quintessence of Chinese culture. Netizen 3: Xu Xingxing doesn't want to be in the entertainment industry at all? - I thought that Xu Xingxing would be kicked out of the entertainment industry by the entire Internet, but since she spit out the fragrance, everything has developed in an incredible direction, and every single thing has blinded the eyes of netizens. - 1. The frail Xu Xingxing suddenly picked up the wood with his bare hands. The actor from the same variety show who worked so hard to not lift the wood was dumbfounded. - 2. Xu Xingxing, a green tea lover, suddenly rejected the national male idol she had been chasing for a long time. The national male idol who was confident of winning and wanted to play with Xu Xingxing was stunned on the spot. - 3. Xu Xingxing, who was incompetent and had no acting skills, suddenly went into battle himself. He never missed a single martial arts scene and completed the filming task with high intensity and high quality. The director, who was not optimistic about or even disliked Xu Xingxing, instantly felt that he had found a treasure. — Shi Jiang, the national male god who was rejected, lost all face and became angry. He did not believe that Xu Xingxing, who had been licking him for so long, would reject him. So... Love variety show. Shi Jiang showed off her singing voice and sang with a unique flavor. The female guests were mesmerized and screamed, and when they took turns to evaluate, the rainbow farts competed with each other. Shi Jiangxiao was confident and arrogant, his beautiful eyebrows squinting towards Xu Xingxing who was speaking next. He thought to himself: If you don't believe in my charm, you won't be able to fall in love with Xu Xingxing. Xu Xingxing's face was expressionless: You have a vegetable leaf stuck between your teeth. Shi Jiang:...... — Fans cheered. Fans: A single spark can start a prairie fire! Xu Xingxing: Fire can also start a prairie fire. Fans:… — Fans: Rats love rice, I love Xu Xingxing! Xu Xingxing: Rats love rice, and I love fighting. Fan:? ? ? — Later, there was a brawl in the suburbs, and Xu Xingxing defeated countless gangsters with his own strength. Netizen: Her fights are not just for fun! ! ! Purpose: Toward a bright life