The Crime Team Has No Sincerity

Copywriting: As a member of the paranormal case investigation team, Wu Wu's principle is to resolutely not take any C-level or above cases, go to work without thinking every day, earn a steady salary and save his life. Until one day he was involved in a vicious S-class case. All other investigators investigating the case died. Only Wu Wu escaped wearing a pair of underwear. Leader: Niu X! How did you do it? Wu Wu: I told him that I had a big treasure for him to see. Leader (shocked): Then you took off your clothes? ! Wu Wu (with tears streaming down his face): No, he took off my clothes, but the big treasure I'm talking about is the new pulse gun on my body! ! Leader:...... At the commendation meeting the next day, high-definition photos of Wu Wu wearing underwear and carrying an unconscious mother and son running out of the burning warehouse were played on the big screen. Leader: Everyone stand up! I would like to express my highest respect to Wu Wu, leader of the Ninth Investigation Team! These photos are his heroic performance in this case! Wu Wu applauded himself and shed tears of "touch". #Director, the ground is already very clean, why do you still need to use my face to sweep it? # * Looking at the beautiful man outside the investigation bureau who claimed to be his boyfriend and was waiting for him with a rose in his hand, Wu Wu felt cold from head to toe. First of all, he is not gay. Secondly, he would not engage in homosexuality with a wanted criminal who is in league with evil spirits. When Wu Wu was about to pull out his gun and shout for someone to arrest the wanted criminal, the man suddenly appeared in front of him and used the rose in his right hand to block the gun in his left hand that was pressed against his inner thigh. Shen Yunzhou: "Keep your voice down, otherwise my baby will hurt your baby." Wu Wu:...... From that day on, colleagues noticed that Wu Wu became a little different. First, he started telling people everywhere that he liked men. Secondly, he shows off his affection to a handsome guy named Shen Yunzhou every day. Wu Wu: Oh, the world admires my good partner, but I laugh and the world cannot see through it. Shen Yunzhou: Oh, the world admires me for being so affectionate, but I say it all depends on means. #I wink and wink everywhere every day, trying to hint to others that my partner is a highly wanted criminal, but no one understands my hint, and even says that I am in love and am very happy.# —— If the head cannot roll to the feet of the lover, That's the burden on your shoulders. ——Herzen's "Past and Thoughts" Elegant, crazy, gentle and scum wanted criminal x x The beautiful investigation team leader who has brains but doesn't want to move Intention: Face difficulties, don't shrink back, move forward bravely