Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple there was an old monk, and the old monk took a young monk with him. Little Monk Little Monk He is naughty and greedy.
Jumping up and down is my special skill. The sky thunders and I feel at ease...
"Master, Master, what are we going to eat today? I remember that Mrs. Cui's big fat reed chicken hasn't laid eggs for a long time. Let's eat roasted!"
Master: "..." Monks don't kill, what should I do if I have such a terrible disciple?
Small theater:
There was a thunderstorm and lightning and thunder outside, and a woman inside the house was having a difficult childbirth, "Ah...". "Come here, someone, there's hot water, hot water, hot water, don't come soon..."
"Boom, boom, boom..."
"Woah woah woah..."
Accompanied by the sound of rain, the sound of thunder, and amidst bursts of jumping, I, the little prince of the Ming Dynasty, was born!
Tsk tsk tsk, this is really a simple and dark yard. The walls are made of mud, the beams are made of wood, and there is a hole in the paper window. Tsk tsk tsk, it actually has a thatched roof. Oops, the wind is blowing and the rain is falling. No wonder I have to hold a big umbrella in this house!
Uh, I wonder what the cheap mother in this life looks like. For someone as handsome as me, this cheap mother must also be a peerless beauty!
Oh, I haven't introduced my true identity yet!
Cough cough cough cough, huh huh...
I am one of the emerging young men of the 21st century. Just because the online game was so fun and I was so tired afterward, I lay on the table and squinted for a while. I woke up half asleep and went to the toilet and accidentally broke my head. I thought I just fainted, but I didn't expect to be reincarnated here... Hey, things are really unpredictable.
But how could someone as dashing as me be defeated so easily!
As for why I was reincarnated as a prince, and why my beautiful mother gave birth to me here, let's hear... Uh... Wait until I get some sleep first.
Intention: Live in the present. Being happy is only one day, and being unhappy is also one day. Of course, you must be happy every day^O^*^O^*O(∩_∩)O