[Chok-kou little pepper × gentle and cold scum]
Someone asked Su Taotao, "Why do you hate Ji Huai?"
Su Taotao said: "Because we were playing rock, paper, scissors when we were kids, and Ji Huai told me to play the paper first, but he played the rock, causing me to lose every time!"
The man continued to ask: "Then why do you get fooled every time?"
Su Taotao: "..."
Later, Su Taotao sadly discovered that in the race of life, except for rock, paper, scissors, she had never beaten Ji Huai.
Small Theater
One day after dinner at Ji's house, Su Taotao lay contentedly on the sofa with her feet up.
She glanced at Ji Huai and said with emotion: "Uncle Ji's braised pork is so delicious. I wish you had a brother."
Ji Huai: "?"
Su Taotao: "This way I can marry into your Ji family."
Ji Huai: "..."
One day later, Ji Huai stopped Su Taotao and said, "Let me introduce myself. I am Ji Huai's younger brother - Ji Xiaohuai."
Su Taotao was stunned for a few seconds. After she realized what she was doing, she held her stomach and burst into tears. She pointed at Ji Huai's nose and laughed and cursed: "Pfft, hahahaha, why the hell didn't you say your name is Ji Xiaolan!!"
"..."
Ji Huai's face turned completely dark.
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You are the cutest little planet in the universe. I travel around the entire universe just to meet you.
(2021.1.11)
Intention: Life is full of adventures, and I hope someone will accompany you in your adventures.
