Good news: Ding Qingyun traveled to the Five-Star Commune in the 1960s and became the female captain of the first production team. She also likes to mention the melon-eating system, which not only enriches her spiritual entertainment life, but also calms down the family conflicts of her team members.
Bad news: A bug occurred during system patching and upgrade. As long as she reads someone's gossip, anyone can hear her voice...
Bad news: She didn't know her system had this bug...
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A female team member cried to Ding Qingyun: Team D, you have to make the decision for me! I have been helping my man take care of the housework and take care of the children for more than ten years, and he actually went to get together with Widow Liu!
Ding Qingyun comforted her while flipping through the system gossip:
Huh? She was so angry last night that she stuffed all the pants and socks her man wore into his mouth? Hahaha!
[Her man spat out his socks, slurped several times, pointed at her nose and cursed: Where do you think your sewing machine came from? That's what I moved from Widow Liu's house! Everyone else was moving things to the dark woman's house, but me! I'm the only one who still remembers you when I steal!
[She was so angry that she scratched his face!
[Hmm... How to tell her that her man has planned to get Widow Liu's plum blossom watch and bicycle to her in order to seek her forgiveness?
Eh? Why are there no more cries? Where is she?
——She happily went to the kitchen to steam hibiscus eggs for her man.
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Ding Qingyun was urged to get married by her mother, who asked her to go on a blind date with Li Chongguang, an associate researcher at the Institute of Physics.
Well, let me see if this man is worthy of me~.
Um? His colleague was curious. When he heard that he was here for a blind date, he actually said to him: Women are not as good as machines. Look at this deep groove ball bearing, it has both deep grooves and balls. It's so imaginative!
[Another colleague said: I'm in my thirties and I still haven't found a partner, but you've already fallen in love with me? ! You, you, you, this makes me feel more uncomfortable than pulling on my head, how about we discuss it, I eat a pound of shit, and you tell the matchmaker that you won't go, okay?
[... Is he... Living in a monk temple? !
The look in her eyes when she looked at him was full of shock!
Li Chongguang, who was sitting opposite her, kept his face expressionless to cover up his inner collapse: Are you here to have sex with me, or are you here to have sex with my colleagues? Can you please look at me normally...
Purpose: Women's Awakening