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[The advance copy of the column "On How the Villain Knocked Down the Author" and "The Suspension Bridge Effect" are at the bottom. If you like it, click on the column to collect it~]
++++ Gu Qing and Shen Xingzhou were married for business and had been treating each other like ice for three years.
Until one day, Shen Xingzhou was hit in the head by a high-altitude object. He is not dead, but his brain is broken and he thinks he is a substitute lover kept by a domineering president.
The substitute Shen Xingzhou was weak and pitiful. He grabbed Lu Qing's sleeve and said, "If I smile like him, can you stay with me?"
Overbearing CEO Ms. Gu Qing: "... Who?"
According to the reaction of the victim, Ms. Gu Qing, since her husband's brain broke down, the all-powerful Mr. Shen in the mall has turned into a small sticky cake, and oh, by the way, it also smells of green tea.
Don't ask, just ask because Gu Qing likes sticky cakes.
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Shen Xingzhou always knew that Gu Qing had a Bai Yueguang in his heart. He tried every means to tie her to him, but he still couldn't resist the ending of getting further and further away.
It wasn't until his mind went crazy that he discovered that her story was never what he imagined.
++++Gu Qing OS: ... I always feel that Shen has cast a strange Mary Sue character on himself.
The author talks about it: a cookie, the heroine does not have Bai Yueguang, it is all the result of the male protagonist's blind sexual intercourse. The essence is extremely sweet and non-abusive. The author himself is also looking forward to the scene where the male protagonist will think of his own drama and die in all directions after his brain recovers. I hope everyone will like it~
[The copy was published on 2021/02/06, and a screenshot has been saved]
--The following is for pre-acquisition, if you like it, little cuties can collect it--
[On how the villain knocked down the author himself]:
+Song Panpan is a small-time author on the Green Gou Gou Literature Network. The biggest feature of his works is water, and there are many typos.
On this day, Song Panpan quickly completed his latest hydrology "The Path to Immortality" with lightning speed, but was pulled into a strange world by a sudden siren.
System: Warning! The author Song Panpan triggered the retribution system because of too many typos, punishing him by personally eliminating the typos in the article.
Song Panpan glanced at her attire, which was the same as the cannon fodder sister in "The Immortal Path", with a calm look on her face: "It's just wearing a book, that's old stuff."
Later, after knowing how outrageous the typo was, she really wanted to beat her now overconfident self to death, especially when facing the villain Boss Luo Tingzhou, who was beautiful and powerful in the early stage but was astonishing in the later stage.
On the day Hei turned into a demon, in the thick black fog that filled the sky, the Boss's eyes were scarlet and his body was covered in blood, staring at Song Panpan.
Song Panpan approached tremblingly, went through the motions and pretended to be generous, "I don't mind if you hurt me."
Unexpectedly, the darkening Boss got stuck for a moment, with a strange look on his face: "Are you sure?"
Song Panpan: "?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the young man in black, covered in blood, kissed her tenderly on the lips.
Confused, Song Panpan raised his head and looked at the original text of the typo displayed to the system:
"I don't mind if you [fuck] me."
The author is blind: Chinese culture is broad and profound.
---[Advance collection of "The Suspension Bridge Effect"] ---
When Shen Hanzhou met Zhou Ziheng for the first time, he felt that this person was too serious and a bit old-fashioned——
After all, few people call themselves using such an old-fashioned word as "girl".
This is how Shen Hanzhou flirted with Zhou Ziheng, "Mr. Zhou, do you know the suspension bridge effect?"
She held the hand on the other end of the stethoscope and said, "Listen, it's my heart that's beating for you."
"The heartbeat is normal," Zhou Ziheng took his hand out politely, "Drink more water, stay up less late, and turn right when you go out of the payment office."
Shen Hanzhou looked at the test form stuffed into his hand: "..."
Later, Shen Hanzhou rejected Zhou Ziheng like this: "Dr. Zhou, there is just a suspension bridge effect between us, an illusion caused by the accelerated heartbeat."
Zhou Ziheng looked at the office door and walked over with gauze and alcohol, "Your wound needs to be treated first."
Shen Hanzhou: "Dr. Zhou, don't change the subject. This is not love between us."
"The suspension bridge effect is indeed very common in the medical profession, especially in special emergencies." Zhou Ziheng took out the alcohol cotton ball with tweezers and looked at Shen Hanzhou very seriously, "For example, your wound is a bit tricky."
"?"
"It's going to be fine if we don't deal with it."
"..."
A free-spirited and free-spirited female CEO + x + a warm and innocent but sinister male doctor
Purpose: To find the truth, goodness and beauty of love.
