[Advance collection: "Paranoia of Love", if you like it, you can click on the column to collect it, the copy is at the bottom~]
I've been correcting typos recently, so I may revise it frequently. Sorry!
Copywriting of this article:
When he wakes up, Qu Mu transforms into the cannon fodder of the villain in the Mary Sue novel who seeks death wherever he goes.
In order to pay off a large debt owed by his predecessor and avoid being smashed by rotten eggs when he went out, he could only participate in the only love variety show announcement to whitewash himself, so...
After the first love variety show aired, anti-fans scolded Qu Mu for being disgusting and having poor character.
Qu Mu opened Weibo, only to see #qumu # ranked first among the hot searches, and there was a dog head next to it? !
After the second love variety show aired, anti-fans angrily accused Qu Mu of being venomous and unkind.
The guest on the show immediately retweeted Qu Mu on Weibo, thanking Qu Mu for speaking out what was in her heart.
After the fifth love variety show aired, anti-fans laughed at Qu Mu, who participated in five love variety shows but no one was willing to form a CP with him.
Qu Mu scratched his head and glanced at someone sitting next to him.
A minute later, the entire Internet was searching for #Qu Mu# ——
"I hereby declare that I am the only CP of Qu Mu both on and off the stage."
***
One day, Qu Mu's latest home variety show live broadcast was launched. Fans arrived home on time to start the live broadcast, ready to lick Qu Mu's face.
Qu Mu sat in front of the screen worriedly: "Da, hello everyone!"
The sound of the door opening was heard from outside the screen. Fans were shocked to realize that Qu Mu was actually living with someone else? !
"Why don't you answer the phone?"
The visitor pinched Qu Mu's chin and made a "pop" sound——
Qu Mu's face turned red.
The barrage suddenly slid across a pink ocean!
"I've been filming on location for so long, but I haven't seen you come to visit the studio."
Good luck! The actor is acting coquettishly towards a third-tier artist!
"On the live broadcast?" The unscrupulous movie star appeared generously, "Hello everyone, I am Ji Ping. Please look for the 'Building Blocks' CP and avoid other sluts."
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Instructions for consumption:
① There are many love variety shows that Shou participates in, and they may not all be guests, they may be observers, etc.~
②The variety show mode refers to some love variety shows, but there are a lot of private settings, so there is no need to completely substitute them~
③There is no prototype in the whole text, no prototype, no prototype!
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Pre-collection of the article "Paranoia of Love", if you like it, you can click and collect it in the column~
Lu Shui, the top ACE of Anlin's Advertising Planning Department, is also the flower of the high mountain in the eyes of his subordinates.
No one knows that Lu Shui has an unspeakable secret——
He has delusions, or love delusions.
Whenever he sees a high-quality man, a romantic love drama will automatically play out in his mind.
Whether it is the new CEO, the intern puppy, or the new movie star, in their dreams, everyone is crazy about him.
Lu Shui originally thought that all this was a delusion, but he didn't know the reality and seemed to be infected by delusion——
President: Lu Shui, come with me to a banquet.
Intern: Brother Lu, I want to treat you to dinner!
Movie King: Manager Lu, these are the premiere tickets for my new movie. Do you want to come?
Lu · Ruthless · Water: Can I not even go?
President/Intern/Actor: No, you have to choose one.
Lu Shui: Then I'd better see a psychiatrist.
Lu Shui's life was messed up by love paranoia, and he had to go to the hospital to find a cure.
"Doctor, can my disease be cured?"
The new attending doctor seems to be a carefree second-generation ancestor.
"Well, if you fall in love with me, you will be saved."
Food guide:
(1) The process is 1v1, and the ending is 1v1. It has the attributes of being a heartthrob, sweet and sad, and a Shura field.
(2) Feeling is a real illness, and the symptoms are fictitious. Please do not compare them with reality.
(3) Please do not substitute the protagonist's career line and various occupations in the article into reality.
If you like the little cutie, you can go to the column and click to collect it~
Purpose: Never give up in the face of rumors and rumors, continue to strive for self-improvement and prove yourself
Reader comments
It's 2024. I collected it just because you pinned it qwq
Suddenly, I had an idea. If I went home with Rie in a later period, Rie mentioned replenishing bandages for the teacher, and found that this behavior was very familiar. I thought of Zai, and then asked carefully, oh, is this a coincidence? Then I thought about the tradition of the teacher, and asked again, ah, how should Rie answer? Mori was indeed pulled down by Zai, so what about Rie's apprenticeship? This is a good question. No matter which residence you follow, your identity may be exposed. In fact, exposing your identity is something you like to see. This removal is even more worthy of scrutiny. After all, you are Mafia, then your teacher, your teacher's teacher? The word "pull down" is not something I would use in my ordinary status. I am still a high-level person, with three generations of teachers and students. How can I change Mafia's top-level personnel three times?
When this program is broadcast, someone will always see it. When the time comes, everyone on Fumino's side will add their own information. I will first go to the Tennis King World. If Rikkai University happens to see the program when he is gathering with other tennis clubs, he will find out that the teacher Rie talks about is Zai, but According to the fact that Rie is a high-ranking member of Mafia, her teacher is the same, and her status is higher than that of Rie. If we think about Rie's false identity as the president and vice-president at the time, if we think about it, that young man, their peer, is actually the leader of Mafia?
Moreover, Atobe knows that if the current leader is not Zai, then he is his predecessor. Looking forward, who can be the teacher of the former leader? Former former chief.
The horses are pulled down, the troops are sent out, and the leaders are replaced. To sum up, Mori is the beginning of the tradition of the sect. He dismounted the old leader and took the position himself. Zai pulled Mori from his horse and took the position of the new leader. Zai resigned, and Rie did not succeed as the leader and became the highest cadre.
Then contacting him and reluctantly leaving the army, it turns out that one of the leaders is the person who made the rude remarks about Rie to treat the other party as a dog, etc. Anyone who hears it will think that this is the hand of Rie when Zai resigned, just to put his sweetheart in the position.
No, no, no, no, Chuuya stole the scene. I obviously just wanted to talk about Zai and Rie.
I want to see the follow-up story between Netou and Kurihara
I finished it in one go, wow wow, it's really beautiful! ! ! I just feel like it's too short and not enough to watch QAQ. Can I have more of this kind of cookie?
Therefore, the heroine is called Zhu Yuanzhang's cousin according to blood relationship, and uncle according to kinship relationship.
This Miss Qin must be the backbone of Green Tea and White Lotus Jiao.
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It's 2024. I collected it just because you pinned it qwq
Suddenly, I had an idea. If I went home with Rie in a later period, Rie mentioned replenishing bandages for the teacher, and found that this behavior was very familiar. I thought of Zai, and then asked carefully, oh, is this a coincidence? Then I thought about the tradition of the teacher, and asked again, ah, how should Rie answer? Mori was indeed pulled down by Zai, so what about Rie's apprenticeship? This is a good question. No matter which residence you follow, your identity may be exposed. In fact, exposing your identity is something you like to see. This removal is even more worthy of scrutiny. After all, you are Mafia, then your teacher, your teacher's teacher? The word "pull down" is not something I would use in my ordinary status. I am still a high-level person, with three generations of teachers and students. How can I change Mafia's top-level personnel three times? When this program is broadcast, someone will always see it. When the time comes, everyone on Fumino's side will add their own information. I will first go to the Tennis King World. If Rikkai University happens to see the program when he is gathering with other tennis clubs, he will find out that the teacher Rie talks about is Zai, but According to the fact that Rie is a high-ranking member of Mafia, her teacher is the same, and her status is higher than that of Rie. If we think about Rie's false identity as the president and vice-president at the time, if we think about it, that young man, their peer, is actually the leader of Mafia? Moreover, Atobe knows that if the current leader is not Zai, then he is his predecessor. Looking forward, who can be the teacher of the former leader? Former former chief. The horses are pulled down, the troops are sent out, and the leaders are replaced. To sum up, Mori is the beginning of the tradition of the sect. He dismounted the old leader and took the position himself. Zai pulled Mori from his horse and took the position of the new leader. Zai resigned, and Rie did not succeed as the leader and became the highest cadre. Then contacting him and reluctantly leaving the army, it turns out that one of the leaders is the person who made the rude remarks about Rie to treat the other party as a dog, etc. Anyone who hears it will think that this is the hand of Rie when Zai resigned, just to put his sweetheart in the position. No, no, no, no, Chuuya stole the scene. I obviously just wanted to talk about Zai and Rie.
I want to see the follow-up story between Netou and Kurihara
I finished it in one go, wow wow, it's really beautiful! ! ! I just feel like it's too short and not enough to watch QAQ. Can I have more of this kind of cookie?
Therefore, the heroine is called Zhu Yuanzhang's cousin according to blood relationship, and uncle according to kinship relationship.
This Miss Qin must be the backbone of Green Tea and White Lotus Jiao.
Finished scattering flowers (scattered flowers) (scattered flowers)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Please let me see the update in a week! ! So pretty! ! !
Emmmm, this operation... Husband and wife worship each other?
... Bow, is this a worship hall?
So sweet, so sweet, woo woo!
Hey! Well done~!
Ouch I go hey! Why are you so vicious? ? ?
Madam, here I come! ! Finally saw the update woo woo woo
Why do I always think of myself as Mount Tai in my subconscious mind?
Please author, please don't stop updating!
The movie king and Xiaoqu are really in love~?
Good-looking(??ω??)??
So cute, sweet, and good-looking
[Orange Candy] Got 9999
It's very interesting, but the relationship between the protagonists progresses too quickly. The author could have made it longer.
Woohoo, they are so sweet~
I wonder if Best Actor Ji will also respond! ! ! ! !
Boss Chu, who is lying down while eating snacks and chasing CP, is quite cute [bad laugh]
Together, together, woo woo woo
Ahhhhh, my wife has updated!
Is it still updated? T^T