It took me one minute to get to know you, three months to become best friends, and one second to realize I like you.
What you don't know is that it took me half a year to accept you, a whole year to get used to you having a boyfriend, and finally decided to love you for the rest of my life, with just one look.
Adapted from reality, the protagonist is destined to be straight.
Purpose: Pursue true love while remaining rational.