I Want to Change My Name but Master Won't Let Me

I, Wang Xiaohu, can't cure it. I, Wang Xiaohu, wet the bed and was beaten by my master. I, Wang Xiaohu, want to change my name and become a hero, but my master won't let me. I, Wang Xiaohu, am bored, so I will change my name when Master is not at home, haha! Purpose: Tell happy stories to make happy social animals' lives happier