Intention: "Qi Lin, actually I am not a guardian beast"
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"I know"
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"?! You know??"
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"Well, your acting skills are terrible."
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"…………(?￣?^￣??) "
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In the 210th year of Kui Li, the wonder of Hongyan reappeared in the world. Legend has it that it would only appear when the auspicious god reincarnated and reappeared in the world. It might be attached to any living being in the vast nine realms. Once the good omen appeared, the nine realms were turbulent, and the name of the high family Officials openly stated that they were not interested in a so-called omen of good fortune in a mere legend, but secretly they were asking astrologers to find the whereabouts of this god of good fortune. So, the compass was arranged, the flags pointed to the stars, and the star cards pointed to...
Earth?
Actually on a backward planet blessed by the God of Socks?
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Is Jishen a human?
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Scholars of all levels from all the aristocratic families in the Nine Realms are gearing up, determined to get the luck of this lucky god. Most human beings are greedy and stupid, so how difficult can the human lucky god be to deal with it?
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Guan Yu thought so too, but he didn't intend to seize his luck. Just kidding, is he, Guan Yu, this kind of person? What he wants is the blessing of the lucky god!
So Guan Yu cried and acted coquettishly to his father, the best astrologer in the nine realms, and finally found the location of the lucky god.
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Guan Yu: "Brother, you may not believe it, but I am your guardian beast for nine reincarnations, and I have been here for you from generation to generation. Are you touched?"
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Qi Lin: "..."
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Guan Yu: "In that case, let's start living together happily.
-?(`ω?∩)"
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Qi Lin: "Living together?"
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Guan Yu: "Yes, I have no place to live now (?????)"
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Qi Linos: ... Are the reasons for begging so diverse now? (Silently calling Yaoyaoling)
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Cheerful, playful and short-sighted (Guan Yu)
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Ps: In the imaginary world, the earth's time setting remains unchanged. The setting is roughly that the world is divided into nine realms, and each realm has an ancient patron saint. Except for the earth, all realms act according to the number of good and bad omens. If it is unlucky, everything will be unfavorable; if it is lucky, everything will go well. Lucky beasts bring wealth, and evil beasts bring disaster.
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