[I accidentally selected the pre-collection point for publication (crying loudly). I want neat saplings and work hard to fill the holes]
1.
Su Miaomiao thinks he is the best cat owner in the world, he is beautiful and easy to coax.
One day, someone gave her human a cat.
He actually didn't refuse! !
Su Miao Miao is angry! She was too proud to compete with other cats for favor, so she decided to run away from home, give up the big villa, and become a human being.
Who would have thought that she would turn into a human when she woke up. In order to support herself, she started working.
Someone asked her to participate in a live love variety show.
When Su Miao Miao heard this, he didn't have to do anything, just food and shelter! Join! Must attend!
2.
Best actor Duan Qinfang raised a cute and pampered kitten and pampered it like a little ancestor. I don't post selfies on Weibo, but occasionally post some daily photos of cats.
On this day, Duan Qinfang posted on Weibo again.
[Cat Hunting: I lost an all-white cat on August 17th. The photo is attached. The high price is 500,000 yuan. Friends who see it, please contact my studio as soon as possible.
Three days later, the cat was not found and the prize became 1 million.
A week later, the cat was still not found, and the prize became 5 million.
Half a month later, the cat was still not found, and the prize became 10 million.
Everyone agreed that the cat had suffered an accident and asked him to express his condolences.
3.
Duan Qinfang, who lost his cat, suffered from insomnia every day.
Late at night, he accidentally clicked on a romance live broadcast room, and unexpectedly saw a female guest sneaking into the kitchen and eating late at night. Her expression and posture were exactly the same as his kitten.
Duan Qinfang became addicted as soon as he watched it and became a loyal viewer of the show.
The female guest interacted frequently with his opponents in the variety show and captured a lot of CP fans.
Duan Qinfang looked inexplicably unhappy.
Later, I finally learned the cat's identity.
Duan Qinfang:? ? ? So... His cat ran away from home just to find other men?
No! He wants to participate too!
2022.11.09
Motto: If you have a cat, you must be responsible!