☆Pre-receipts of "I, Yaizhen, I Cracked the Level [Infinite]" and "The Canary is Carefully Raised by the Boss in the Infinite Game" are requested.
Lin Qi is a little rabbit that has not yet transformed. It costs 20 yuan a piece or 35 yuan a pair in the vegetable market.
After waking up one day, he found that he was pulled into a haunted house in a terrifying plane, and a plane trading system was bound to his body.
The system also said that as long as you have trading coins, you will have the opportunity to go to more planes, and maybe you can become a human being.
So, in the first world - a haunted house in the suburbs:
When the Mirror Ghost crawled out to find the player, Lin Qi discovered that the Mirror Ghost didn't want the mirror anymore, so he packed it up and took it away.
When a ghost crawled out of the bathroom showerhead, Lin Qi silently took the showerhead away again.
After the entire dungeon was cleared, all the ghosts left the workplace and went back to their homes. The entire villa showed an ownerless status, and the system's eyes sparkled: This villa is now ownerless!
Lin Qi's eyes also lit up, and he packed it up and took it away.
When Xing Ze woke up, he found something was wrong. Who was this person who ran away carrying his entire identity?
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The second world - in the desert of another world:
The indigenous people were shocked to see a strange building they had never seen before falling from the sky and landing at the city gate.
Later, they and the owner of this strange building exchanged common exotic animal meat for precious vegetables, and also taught them how to grow them.
Later, players who entered the desert dungeon were stunned to discover why the promised desert was green.
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The third world-Zombie City
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Small theater:
Not long after they met, Xing Ze saw the little white rabbit with its belly exposed unpreparedly in the house, and Xing Ze couldn't help but want to poke him.
Gently touch the ears or pull the soft tail.
At that time, he had always felt that Lin Qi was particularly easy to bully. If he was poked, he would look around in panic. When he could not find him as the culprit, he could only bury his head pitifully.
It wasn't until one day after the two got together that Lin Qi learned that the person who had been scaring him all the time was actually Xing Ze.
Lin Qi grinded his teeth, and that night when a familiar person went to bed and prepared to have sex, he turned over suddenly, leaned close to Xing Ze's ear, and said in a dangerous tone: "Are you the one who scared me before?"
Xing Ze:! ! !
... The next day, Xingze couldn't get out of bed and was fucked by the cruel little white rabbit.
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PS:
1. Villa Spirit Attack vs. Rabbit Spirit Attack
2. People who don't change in the early stage are just like little white rabbits hehe hehe
3. I am a bit weak in the early stage of attack. I like to tease little white rabbits and scare timid rabbits. In the later stage, I was taught how to make a house by the little white rabbit (literally and forcefully).
4. There are a lot of private settings and a lot of fabrications.
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Pre-receipt ①: "I, Yaizhuan, can't clear the level [Unlimited]"
Song Yaxun's body is the ferocious beast Yaju. As his name suggests, Yaju will retaliate. He is extremely petty and holds grudges. He is unwilling to suffer even a small loss. If someone hits him once, he can hit him back ten times.
After waking up one day, he found that he had entered a survival game. If he wanted to survive, he had to clear the game.
Regarding this, Song Yaxun just wanted to curse: Damn!
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While watching TV:
The long-haired ghost took him by surprise and made a sneak attack without hurting anyone, but he tore off a bunch of hair;
Song Yaxun touched the top of his head and became furious. He grabbed the long-haired ghost's black hair with his backhand and pulled hard. The long-haired ghost's hair fell off in handfuls: "Tear!" You pull me off again! ! !
The long-haired ghost (crossed out), the bald ghost burst into tears on the spot
While washing his face by the river:
The water ghost suddenly emerged from the water, grabbed his head and dragged him into the water, trying to drown him;
Song Yaxun's face was livid, he wiped his face, carried the confused water ghost, went back to the house, boiled a pot of boiling water, and fiercely pressed the water ghost's head into the pot: "You drag it!" You keep dragging me down! ! !
Water ghost (crossed out), pig-headed ghost kneeling with soft legs
While he sleeps peacefully:
The starving ghost approached silently, opened its bloody mouth, and tried to bite the person to death, but only bit off a little bit of flesh;
Song Ya opened his eyes angrily, looked at the wounds on his hands, and caught the hungry ghost trying to escape. He lowered his head and took a few mouthfuls of souls, chewing them and swallowing them: "Bite!" You bite me again! !
Starving ghosts (crossed out), 1/3 of the starving ghosts shivered and fell to the ground
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Song Yaxuan's temper didn't change at all when he faced ghosts and when he faced his boyfriend. He was exactly the same, but his reactions were completely different.
If his boyfriend hugs him for one minute, he will hug him back for ten minutes;
If your boyfriend kisses him once, he will kiss him back ten times;
If your boyfriend is on top once, he will be on top (navel orange) ten times!
In this regard, her boyfriend Tan Li just wanted to say: Very satisfied, baby, keep it up
Song Ya accepted freely, Tan Li attacked, Tan (qin)
PS:
◇One person lives up to his name, the slender ferocious beast Yazizhou vs. His teammates in the early stage and his boyfriend in the later stage, the human shell attack
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Pre-receipt ②: "The canary is carefully raised in the infinite game"
Anque is a little canary, but he doesn't know that he was actually born in a thriller escape game.
He also had an owner and fiancée who cared for him in the palm of his hand, but he had forgotten all about it.
An Que, who had lived in the real world for many years, suddenly returned to the horror game one day.
An Que:? ? ?
An Que: My luxurious golden cage, my beautiful food bowl, and my white jade bathtub! ?
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The little canary, which had nothing left, flew lazily around the unfamiliar place.
When I flew to the window of a room, I found a man sitting inside - broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs! His face is still... Super invincible and handsome!
There is another one on the table next to it, a birdcage made of pure gold!
An Que's eyes lit up!
He flapped his wings and flew directly into the golden cage. He raised his little head, blinked and looked at the handsome guy——
Crazy hint: Raise me, raise me!
Then he watched helplessly as the man came over, and with a "click", a small gold lock was hung on the solid gold cage.
The man picked up the cage.
A gentle kiss fell on An Que's head: I've locked you in, I won't let you disappear this time.
An Que:? ? ? Something seems wrong
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Players of horror games have recently discovered why the big boss in every instance has started raising birds!
If a player accidentally touches, hurts, or covets the Boss's bird, no matter how high the level is, he will be killed in seconds.
Player A: I can't afford to offend you.
The player has: slipped away
An Que (with tears in his eyes): Lao Gong, I will never fly around again, please stop ****ing (silenced)!
Boss: Be good, for the last time
PS:
◇1. I accidentally forgot about the old attack. Little Canary Shou VS Missing My Wife Crazy Boss Attack
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Gay friend article:
① "Beauty is beyond the limit in the infinite game" by Temimi, you are already very fat, come and kill it!
②"Devil's Playground" by Canghai Yushengyan, Xifanfeng Infinite Flow, there is still the first part to watch!
③"I rely on furry to level up in the horror game [Infinite]" by Haoda Ru
④"I am really very beautiful [infinite]" by Glass Flower House
Copywriting: Yu Qing, as a high-level passerby NPC in the game [Seven Days to Die], wears countless vests and never loses his horse in all weathers.
In "Death in Seven Days - Ghost Marriage", he is a servant who plays the suona and carries the coffin, has a gloomy air and avoids strangers, but is so handsome that it makes one's legs weak.
In [Death in Seven Days - Hard Fishing], he is the leader of the green tea layer who makes people angry with his posts and is the most powerful person in the game. He is so irritable that he wants to be beaten along the Internet cable. He is also very seductive.
In [Death in Seven Days - More Revealed], he is...
Although Yu Qing had done everything he could and done all kinds of bad things in the game, he was still slapped in the face, confessed to, and had a crush on countless times. His temples hurt when he was forcibly blocked in a corner by a player again.
His temper soared. He laughed, grabbed the other person's neck, and slammed him against the wall.
He clapped his palms and looked down at the other person condescendingly. He even said mockingly: "As expected, I am really beautiful, huh?"
Mission: Don't steal or rob, trade with integrity