After Turning into a Fish, I Learned How to Be a Human Being

After Gu Youzhi's death, her soul floated in the air, and she watched her relatives scatter her ashes into the sea. On the cruise ship, my cousin didn't know whether she was too happy or too sad. Her hands were shaking with excitement. Before she started scattering the ashes, the jar of ashes fell into the water. The cousin screamed and cursed: "Why are you so careless? The state stipulates that you cannot throw away garbage casually. Do you know what kind of garbage the urn belongs to!" Cousin: "I don't know, what should I do? Can I still fish it out?" Cousin: "Get the shit out of you and go home!" "..." Gu Youzhi's mood and soul sank to the bottom of the sea along with the ashes. When she opened her eyes again, she turned into a fish and was kept in a palm-sized fish tank. Only when she gathers a hundred sincere little hearts from the outside world can she be a new person. So all living things became the objects of her favour. Bo Yan discovered that a new fish he had recently raised at home was almost becoming a sperm. When he sees himself, he smiles with squinted eyes and wag his tail vigorously, worse than a pug. What's even more funny is that it will play and kiss with itself through the glass As long as you shout, even if it is dozing off, it will wake up immediately and give him a kiss. So cute A friend found that Bo Yan was a little strange recently and couldn't make appointments. He suspected that he had a girlfriend, so he sneaked into his house to find out. When he opened the door, he saw that the guy was hunched over a fish and shouted: "Kiss, kiss." My friend yelled: "I keep asking you to go clubbing, but if you don't go, you end up with a fish at home!" One night, when Bo Yan came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he suddenly found a woman on the sofa. This woman's hair was black and long, dripping wet, and her skin was smooth and shiny. She stared at the bath towel he pulled out in desperation, with a cold expression and a lazy voice: "What are you covering? It's not like I haven't seen it before." Intention: It's hard to be a fish, but it's even harder to be a human being