[New article 1010 opened, "Actually I Want to Understand You Better", please collect it]
Xia Yu has gone through the book and is bound to a melon-eating system. She runs around in the melon fields every day.
The well-known movie star married young and unexpectedly to his rival's assistant. Xiaohua, who was a big hit last summer, had three abortions at the age of eighteen. A month later, so-and-so revealed a five-year-old son out of thin air.
For another example, the famous director has been married and divorced four times, the model couple has parted ways long ago, and the movie star often runs out of the rich woman's door in the middle of the night.
Just mentioning one thing can paralyze Weibo.
Fan: Impossible, my brother is not that kind of person.
Passers-by: Please, you idiots, please eat something good.
Paparazzi: I want to become famous in one battle! Tens of millions in public relations fees, here I come!
Capital: Block these scum!
Director: I will never use this kind of artist!
Xia Yu, who had already leaked the secret but knew nothing about it, was confused: They seemed to be blind.
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Backstage at a large award ceremony one by one
System: [They are just plastic sisters. After five auditions, the role was snatched away by my best friend, who had to pretend to be innocent.
Xia Yu: [Don't insult the word bestie.
System: [She just liked other people's trending posts on purpose, and then casually said that her hands were slippery. In fact, she had already disliked them.
System: [Someone is the best at stealing other people's boyfriends. What's so weird about stealing endorsements?
System: [It's quite pitiful. She has a boyfriend in his fifties, but she has never received a certificate. Everyone in the circle laughs at her, and the one in the red dress laughs the loudest.
Xia Yu couldn't help but sigh. When she looked up, she found that the scene was suddenly out of control. How come a group of famous female stars were pulling each other's hair and slapping each other like market ladies?
Passerby: Hahahaha, you know too much about Xia Yu. Who will dare to come here in the future?
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The domestic entertainment industry was in tatters, and Xia Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so she transformed into the Discipline Inspection Commission of the entertainment industry.
"It's too fake. You can't even ride a horse. Why are you filming a martial arts drama? Hurry up and practice equestrian skills!"
"Why do you, an idol with no acting skills, come here to cause trouble in the film and television industry? Who brought people in? Go away."
"Can't remember your lines? Then why do you want to be a top student?"
"You can't come up with a single word after a long time answering questions during an interview. I'm a hopeless illiterate, so I'm talking about you. Go read a book."
"Asking a substitute? Why do we need you? You have to do things when you get paid!"
1. There is no prototype, just for fun.
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
