In the interstellar abo era of the future, monsters are rampant.
Yu Chengfeng, who possesses alpha fighting power that has never been seen in a century, accidentally played a good hand and became a D-level wild fish. He passed the exam every year for exorcism. He could lie down but never stand.
The only goal in life: to be ruined.
Until one day, he picked up an antique mobile phone belonging to primitive humans, and a paper man-raising game popped up on the screen.
"Please select a pet type."
Yu Chengfeng decisively chose the "God of War" to raise someone who could fight and lie down more flatly in the future.
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N months later, the game pops up:
[Your Zaizai has reached childbearing age and is about to give birth to a baby. Please choose: asexual reproduction or sexual reproduction?
Yu Chengfeng looked at his Zai Zai. Zai Zai held his melon-seed face in his hands, blinked his big eyes, and tilted his head in confusion.
Such a delicate and soft little boy doesn't have any of the ferocity of the "God of War"——
If you can't get rid of it, keep it up.
He won't touch it, and he won't let those big pig hooves outside touch it.
Then.
Zaizai, quiver, it's gone.
Who stole the omega I raised? ? ?
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In a rage, Yu Chengfeng entered the Demon Slayer Competition and tortured the proud sons of famous families until they cried for their fathers and mothers.
When I got home, my phone was still empty.
Behind the bathroom door, a handful of familiar curly hair appeared quietly.
"What?" Yu Chengfeng sneered lazily, "Get out."
Little Curly moved out with tears in his eyes, holding his stomach:
"But Fengfeng... I am pregnant with ten thousand babies of yours. If I roll, I will crush the babies QAQ"
Winning 10,000 in one touch? ? ?
Yu Chengfeng stared at the little guy's bulging belly in horror.
The next second, the little guy opened his coat——
Hidden inside is a small fish tank filled with water.
"The cubs are still small cells now," the little guy said as if offering a treasure, "they will grow up soon~"
Fast, really fast.
Looking at the 10,000 elves who crowded into the entire desert star and called him "Dad" in unison, Yu Chengfeng fell into deep thought:
What is he going to do to support this family?
At home, it's really hard to open the pot!
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At this time, the universe cracked open, a giant monster came into the world, and crushed an entire team of S-class exorcists with one kick.
Yu Chengfeng picked up a bag of elves on his back and turned around to escape.
The giant monster's chest was punched with a big hole without any warning.
He turned back slowly.
My lovely little beauty wife rubbed her fists with tears in her eyes:
"It hurts. I want a husband, please kiss me."
Yu Chengfeng:...
He almost forgot.
This soft, milky and charming wife of my own——
Very capable.
Gong (Yu Chengfeng), the most powerful and heartthrob slayer in history who pretends to be poor and cowardly, vs. Bai Qihei, the "mother" Zegang with weird aesthetics, is the spirit of the war god Shou (Qiu Yin)
1v1
Not the kind that really gives birth
I wrote 2 chapters in 2024, and then I went to do something big. After I finished it, I came back and wrote again. I hope everyone will love me again.
Purpose: Make money to support the family and be positive