[Comprehensive] the Best Director Award Belongs to Me

"What is a masterpiece?" "On a full moon night, on the top of the Forbidden City, the decisive battle between Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng is a masterpiece." "Okay, then I'll find Jotaro Kujo and Satoru Gojo to fight against the Temple of Time. Isn't the Best Director Award mine?" "No... Not quite right??" . Occasion one: A weirdo appeared in Yokohama. Not only was he able to fight a 50-50 fight with the famous gravity master of Port Mafia, but he also held up his camera and said, "Please slow down, I won't be able to adjust the focus." Nakahara Chuuya: ... Where did this madness come from? ? Occasion two: Today's headlines in the world of magic: All the cursed spirits in a cursed gathering place in Sendai City were exorcised overnight. The reason was that they refused to cooperate with the director in filming. Occasion three: Batman: "Get out of here, brother..." "Wait a minute, wait a minute - how about we change the lines?" The young man interjected, holding the camera. "I personally think that the setting of the city's patron saint is no longer very attractive to the audience. How about changing it to 'Get out of my country'... No, it seems that 'Get out of my galaxy' is more handsome?" Robin: "Who are you???!!" . This is a story about the protagonist who worked hard to make movies after being bound to the career system, and finally became the best director. ★ 1. This is a sand sculpture used to adjust your mood. Don't pay too much attention to the details. Please try to lower your expectations and don't tell me if you abandon the article. 2. The comprehensive British and American part is at the end. Whether it will be written as an extra or a separate book will be decided later. 3. Please bookmark this column. This is very important, so please~ Purpose: I want both the Nobel and Oscar.