[A serious female doctor who uses dirty tricks vs. A fake gay man who has a vicious tongue and criticizes]
∝+Final article "I said divorce is not nonsense"]
The first encounter between Lu Han and Shan Zuoxi was a dark history.
It was snowy.
At the end of the hospital corridor, she caught seven women sneaking into the inpatient building and a young man wearing a black shirt.
The man has a slender figure, a handsome face, and an extremely elegant posture. Just standing casually, but it already gives people a majesty that cannot be defeated without a fight!
As an intern, Lu Han suspected that they were trying to cause trouble.
The seven women performed extremely well and burst into tears, begging Lu Han to let them in and beat them up, oh no, to "see" their ex-boyfriend who was seriously injured.
Lu Han expressed his understanding, but his ex-boyfriend was a "male" and Shan Zuoxi mixed in, uh...
"Me?" Shan Zuoxi smiled slightly, suddenly raised his orchid finger, and said in a womanly manner: "Sisters, actually I am the one who suffers the most from this kind of thing!"
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Shan Zuoxi forgot this dark history.
Until he was taken on a blind date by his biological mother and met Lu Han again.
Shan Zuoxi put his legs on the table. He only touched his lips with the tea cup and threw it away with his hand. He said in disgust: "Is this for human consumption?"
Lu Han took a big sip and said, "Well, if you are a human being, you can drink it."
Shan Zuoxi felt that he had been criticized.
He raised his eyebrows and smiled: "You are so tightly wrapped, is it because you have a weak figure?"
Lu Han's face was expressionless: "I'm afraid of the sun. The thin skin and tender flesh are not like your rough skin and thick flesh."
Shan Zuoxi narrowed his eyes: "I always feel that you look familiar?"
Lu Han said without hesitation: "I am the lover's face of the public."
Shan Zuoxi raised his eyebrows: "If my mother hadn't said that marrying a local and stupid woman is the safest way, do you think I would want to come?"
Lu Han was neither sullen nor angry: "Isn't it because you are infertile and are gay trying to get married in secret?"
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Zuo Xi, a popular flyer in the industry, is curved!
"Fuck, I'm obviously a handsome, playful, and well-known rich man!"
The third son of Shan family is famous for his treachery.
Meeting twice by chance is fate, meeting three times is fate.
Shan Zuoxi does not believe in fate and only makes choices: Sister, I admire your courage. After all, not everyone dares to spread rumors that I am gay or lesbian! A good man needs to be outsmarted, and when you marry the chicken, he will follow you...
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Lu Han: We are not suitable for each other, let's break up.
Shan Zuoxi, who had just held hands: It doesn't fit. Can I change the size to make it suitable?
Lu Han: Please, you are not my type.
Shan Zuoxi, who had just hugged me: I'm not your type, and you haven't eaten less?
Lu Han: I'll take a bite and taste it. If it doesn't taste good, I'll spit it out, can't I?
Shan Zuoxi, who was forced to be "pregnant" with a pregnant belly:... Scum!
1. The male protagonist is definitely straight! This is not a mindless pet story, but a battle of wits and courage between enemies.
2. Double cleansing.
Intention: Are you the ace? But we are kings!