[Comprehensive British and American] Brucie Sweetheart Knows Nothing

I am Brucie, a weak, pitiful and helpless playboy. I love extreme sports and probably broke my brain while skydiving somewhere. I found myself waking up in a strange cave (oh my god, there were live bats in the cave! I was suffocated!). Several masked kidnappers dressed in very inappropriate clothes, who seemed to have escaped from Arkham Asylum, were swearing and throwing things at each other at the head of my bed. I shouted anxiously: "Stop, don't fight anymore!" The kidnappers stopped and looked at me together. I was so scared. But I haven't gotten my hands on this month's new Victoria's Secret Angel yet, and I can't die! So I mustered up the courage and said, "I have a lot of money. You don't have to worry about uneven distribution of the spoils. Everyone can get a satisfactory amount." Kidnappers: "... Do you think we are after money?" I gritted my teeth and winked: "It's not impossible to seize, as long as you don't hurt me... For example, this handsome guy, your butt looks so friendly!" Batman: So, this is why I came back from ancient times and found that you all have lost your basic vigilance? Bruce: What he means is that he is so bitter and jealous that I am popular among children. He is worried that you will not love Dad Hei Qiqi anymore. Bringing up filial sons: No conflict, Bat is the father, you can be the mother Bruce: Wait? #After I was kidnapped, the kidnapper recognized me as his father# #The kidnappers took off their masks and turned out to be acquaintances# #Why did my police officer eldest son degenerate into a masked monster# #Another robber also pretended to be my deceased child# #The restrained Asian daughter can actually lift me up with one hand# #Even children in primary school have picked up knives# #The only thing that remains unchanged is the third child who still urges me to work# #They also want to fight for the cloak behind my back# #Today the sweet baby is also living with a smile# Bruce: The first thing you say when you get up every day is to cheer yourself up - Fake Squid Bateman! Bateman: Well, here we come. Cp bat narcissus Brucy, who has no memories related to the Super League, is weak, pitiful and helpless, but is super sweet and can hit the ball straight. Vs Dark and gloomy, he died at the beginning (crossed out) Decathlon is a big dumb bat + Dutiful sons who urgently need the water of father's love 1 Focusing on family love, happiness and healing, the Bat family needs an intimate relationship manager 2 Warning: Brucy is really useless, all his skill points that surpass those of ordinary humans were taken away by the darkness. Intention: I just brought them to the same level as me and conquered them with my rich experience as an ordinary person!