[Kavan is really awesome, I will update as I see fit, check out the pre-release of "I became famous in the entertainment industry with low carbon"]
Once he died, Xingge from Huaqiu traveled to a garbage planet. There was no barbecue, steak, hot pot and happy water... Only dry nutrient solution and garbage dumped from the sky anytime and anywhere.
Interstellar People: A garbage planet is only worthy of throwing garbage!
Xingge: "... I don't want to be a garbage person, I want to be a small farmer!"
Business system: Got it! You have all the crop seeds in Huaqiu in your warehouse! Please run the Desolate Star to your heart's content!
It's not enough for one person to farm the land, so she opened a game to call on countless Chinese compatriots to plant rice, potatoes, watermelons, durians...
Crops from Huaqiu are planted all over the barren star and sold all over the star.
Later... The garbage planet that had been certified by Xinge began to recruit residents from all over the galaxy.
Interstellar people who look down on farmers: Don't be stupid, no one will want to come.
01 The richest man on the main star: "Star Lord, look at me! I have a lot of money!"
The brave general: "I'm strong enough! I can defeat eight star beasts at once!"
Famous mecha master: "Star Master chose me! I can make eight hundred mechas!"
The old emperor of the empire: "You all get out of the way! I am the oldest and I eat less!"
....
Interstellar bosses rushed to sign up first, and the name of Junk Star directly resounded throughout the interstellar.
Interstellar People: "What the hell!?"
The interstellar world has become magical, but the owner of the garbage star is worried about a star ring communication.
[Jiang Chan: I heard that 'I' am selling fruit?
Reading guide:
*There are very few emotional scenes, the background of the male protagonist + tool man
*The author has no interstellar experience, and the article is full of personal assumptions. Please do not compare it with reality.
Pre-receipt of the copy "I became popular in the entertainment industry with low carbon":
On the first day that Si Wen entered the school, her fiancée, who was her financial sponsor, came to her door and scolded her. What followed was a whole page of ## hot searches and the termination of her endorsement contract.
Netizens: "Boycott bad artists! Si Xiaosan, get out of the entertainment industry!"
Si Wen: "The contract can be terminated, and I'm not afraid of hot searches and scolding, but now I really can't bear this six-pointed face."
Low Carbon System: Got it! This is a customized super low-carbon beauty route for you!
So netizens discovered——
When Si Wen joined the cast and acted as the male lead in a supercar, she took out her phone and scanned a shared bicycle.
In the lifestyle variety show, the rival actress turned on the air conditioner in the room, and Si Wen put on her pajamas to do natural steaming.
Celebrity live broadcast, men, women, old and young, each with eighteen martial arts skills, Si Wen performed on the side washing the clothes she had saved for half a month.
.....
Netizens: "???"
Do you think you can get clean by following the path of self-defeat? Roll! Take your half bucket of washing machine clothes with you! Don't ever think about becoming famous again in this life!
But wait...
Why does the newly announced national environmental protection image endorsement look so much like Si Xiaosan? !
Who was the one who was secretly photographed climbing the stairs with the million-year-old single actor? !
Why does the protagonist of the latest episode of the world's most viewed international documentary look so familiar? !
.....
Netizens: Impossible! Si Xiaosan is not so good-looking! Why did international cooperation come to her?
Si Wen: "It's okay to say that I'm not good at acting, singing and variety shows! It's absolutely not okay to say that I'm not good-looking!"
The single actor who has been single for 10,000 years retweeted the hot search ##
Mission: Cherish food and refuse to waste it
